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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1260 on: April 24, 2015, 10:56:13 pm »
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/we-dont-need-science-chemtrail-truthers-badger-gop-congressman-at-rowdy-public-meeting/

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With his voice rising, the man continued, “My body is filled with barium, aluminum, and strontium, and nobody is doing anything about it. That’s why I’m here today. Because we want answers and we want something done instead of being placated and have people make fun of us about tin-foil hats. Well, go get your blood tested.  You’ll throw your tin-foil hat away, as well as your jokes. This is a serious matter.”

Indicating the audience, he said, “We all are aware that geo-engineering and solar radiation management is going on worldwide. My questions is: what are you going to do about it, and when?”

Following applause from the assembled crowd, Gosar asked, “Okay, who are science guys here?”

“We don’t need science,” DiCicco yelled from the back of the room stunning the congressman who replied, “Really?”

Only in Arizona could a GOP congressman appeal to science to deal with rubes.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1261 on: April 25, 2015, 03:42:49 am »
SIR, IF YOUR BODY IS FILLED WITH BARIUM, ALUMINUM, AND STRONTIUM, I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO STOP EATING MINE TAILINGS.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1262 on: April 25, 2015, 04:19:46 am »
This is the best thing I've heard all day.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1263 on: April 25, 2015, 05:09:14 am »
SIR, IF YOUR BODY IS FILLED WITH BARIUM, ALUMINUM, AND STRONTIUM, I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO STOP EATING MINE TAILINGS.

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN THE STATE OF FUN.

This is the best thing I've heard all day.

They eat their own!   :lulz:

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1264 on: April 25, 2015, 07:12:46 pm »
Cop told me a story about how he gave a Sovereign Citizen a traffic ticket once. Then for about 6 months after him and his buddies stalked the cop and kept trying to give HIM an order to appear in some "sovereign court" at survivlist compound in the middle of the woods.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1265 on: April 25, 2015, 07:26:05 pm »
Sounds legit.  That cop was just afraid of TRUE AMERICAN JUSTICE.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1266 on: April 25, 2015, 08:44:37 pm »
Cop told me a story about how he gave a Sovereign Citizen a traffic ticket once. Then for about 6 months after him and his buddies stalked the cop and kept trying to give HIM an order to appear in some "sovereign court" at survivlist compound in the middle of the woods.

How did these idiots avoid being killed, exactly? Jail seems inevitable as a minimum.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1267 on: April 26, 2015, 12:10:34 am »
Cop told me a story about how he gave a Sovereign Citizen a traffic ticket once. Then for about 6 months after him and his buddies stalked the cop and kept trying to give HIM an order to appear in some "sovereign court" at survivlist compound in the middle of the woods.

How did these idiots avoid being killed, exactly? Jail seems inevitable as a minimum.

Easy, they were white.

This is AMERICA.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1268 on: April 26, 2015, 06:48:59 am »
Cop told me a story about how he gave a Sovereign Citizen a traffic ticket once. Then for about 6 months after him and his buddies stalked the cop and kept trying to give HIM an order to appear in some "sovereign court" at survivlist compound in the middle of the woods.

How did these idiots avoid being killed, exactly? Jail seems inevitable as a minimum.

Never heard the end of the story. Maybe they did, maybe theyre still out there giving cops tickets for giving out tickets.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1273 on: September 04, 2015, 04:23:33 am »
I mean, the gun I use most often is a .410 over-and-under shotgun (which is only slightly more powerful than an air rifle), and I still treat it as a WMD that could kill everything around me, even when it's broken open.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1274 on: September 04, 2015, 04:25:14 am »
Um, guys?

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