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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2010, 01:33:02 am »
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2010, 01:33:55 am »
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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Hahahaha!  YOU CANNOT CLOSE THE REDNECK GAP!  WE ARE UNTOUCHABLE!
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2010, 01:35:06 am »
Sheriff Joe is going to come under fire for this, if only because he's screwing with the economy.

Here's hoping, anyway.

Keep dreaming.  He's a religious figure around here.  Rednecks fuck in his shadow to ensure conception.

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I wonder what'll happen to the gem show next year.

Yeah.  I wonder.  50,000 foreigners worrying about whether their papers are in order?

Good fucking luck.  They'll move it to Albaquerque.

Yep. :kingmeh: This is one of the funniest(?) things to happen in AZ since I've started paying attention.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2010, 01:36:51 am »
Sheriff Joe is going to come under fire for this, if only because he's screwing with the economy.

Here's hoping, anyway.

Keep dreaming.  He's a religious figure around here.  Rednecks fuck in his shadow to ensure conception.

 :horrormirth:

I wonder what'll happen to the gem show next year.

Yeah.  I wonder.  50,000 foreigners worrying about whether their papers are in order?

Good fucking luck.  They'll move it to Albaquerque.

Yep. :kingmeh: This is one of the funniest(?) things to happen in AZ since I've started paying attention.

Betcha it gets funnier between now and Brewer's next election.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2010, 01:38:19 am »
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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Hahahaha!  YOU CANNOT CLOSE THE REDNECK GAP!  WE ARE UNTOUCHABLE!

Hopefully the potential impact on tourism will nix it.

On the other hand, apparently the GOP wants to replace Bob Bennet with Jason Chaffetz, the guy who thinks concentration camps for illegals is A-OK.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2010, 01:38:36 am »
Sheriff Joe is going to come under fire for this, if only because he's screwing with the economy.

Here's hoping, anyway.

Keep dreaming.  He's a religious figure around here.  Rednecks fuck in his shadow to ensure conception.

 :horrormirth:

I wonder what'll happen to the gem show next year.

Yeah.  I wonder.  50,000 foreigners worrying about whether their papers are in order?

Good fucking luck.  They'll move it to Albaquerque.

Yep. :kingmeh: This is one of the funniest(?) things to happen in AZ since I've started paying attention.

Betcha it gets funnier between now and Brewer's next election.

I might make silly decisions based solely on the improbability of a thing happening, but I won't take a bet AGAINST a sure thing, Dok. :horrormirth:
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2010, 01:44:55 am »
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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I predict a strong correlation between states that adopt similar laws and states who are suing to make Health Care Reform unconstitutional. 
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2010, 01:47:25 am »
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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I predict a strong correlation between states that adopt similar laws and states who are suing to make Health Care Reform unconstitutional. 

Ya think?   :lulz:
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2010, 02:32:45 am »
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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I'm actually surprised at this.  Not that its being done but that its not Butters suggesting it.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2010, 02:39:19 am »
On the other hand, apparently the GOP wants to replace Bob Bennet with Jason Chaffetz, the guy who thinks concentration camps for illegals is A-OK.

We may as well, the GOP will make that the party line soon, and its not like Bennet is ever going to buck the party.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2010, 06:15:01 am »
I misread the article actually, they want to dump Bennet for some other asshole and keep Chaffetz cause he's cozy with the teabaggers.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2010, 09:41:01 pm »
Dok, I think I've caught whatever you've got, I can't even bring myself to be pissed off over this.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2010, 09:43:31 pm »
Dok, I think I've caught whatever you've got, I can't even bring myself to be pissed off over this.

Get mad at the sun for rising.  They're only ignorant rednecks, they don't actually have a choice in how they act.
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2010, 02:04:21 am »
http://www.azfamily.com/video/featured-videos/Man-says-he-was-racially-targeted-forced-to-provide-birth-certificate-91769419.html

The open racism has officially stared, a truck driver was arrested for not having a birth certificate with him.

Note that the date on the article is *before* the bill was signed into law.

Hahahahaha

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A representative at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) returned 3TVs calls after researching the incident and she said this was standard operating procedure.
The agents needed to verify Abdon was in the country legally and it is not uncommon to ask for someone's birth certificate.  She also said this has nothing to do with the proposed bill or racial profiling.

Yep. It's officially begun.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2010, 04:05:44 am »
This shit actually kinda fucking scares me.



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