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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2010, 01:33:02 am »
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2010, 01:33:55 am »
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2010, 01:33:02 am
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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Hahahaha!  YOU CANNOT CLOSE THE REDNECK GAP!  WE ARE UNTOUCHABLE!
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2010, 01:35:06 am »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 01:32:35 am
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 01:30:24 am
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 01:28:19 am
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 01:10:54 am
Sheriff Joe is going to come under fire for this, if only because he's screwing with the economy.

Here's hoping, anyway.

Keep dreaming.  He's a religious figure around here.  Rednecks fuck in his shadow to ensure conception.

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I wonder what'll happen to the gem show next year.

Yeah.  I wonder.  50,000 foreigners worrying about whether their papers are in order?

Good fucking luck.  They'll move it to Albaquerque.

Yep. :kingmeh: This is one of the funniest(?) things to happen in AZ since I've started paying attention.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2010, 01:36:51 am »
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 01:35:06 am
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 01:32:35 am
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 01:30:24 am
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 01:28:19 am
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 01:10:54 am
Sheriff Joe is going to come under fire for this, if only because he's screwing with the economy.

Here's hoping, anyway.

Keep dreaming.  He's a religious figure around here.  Rednecks fuck in his shadow to ensure conception.

 :horrormirth:

I wonder what'll happen to the gem show next year.

Yeah.  I wonder.  50,000 foreigners worrying about whether their papers are in order?

Good fucking luck.  They'll move it to Albaquerque.

Yep. :kingmeh: This is one of the funniest(?) things to happen in AZ since I've started paying attention.

Betcha it gets funnier between now and Brewer's next election.
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"Just say no to drugs.  Keep saying no to them, no matter what they say to you.  In fact, scream at them and threaten to kill them and roll around on the floor barking like a dog.  Pretty soon people will give you your own room, and come every few hours to give you drugs."
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2010, 01:38:19 am »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 01:33:55 am
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2010, 01:33:02 am
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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Hahahaha!  YOU CANNOT CLOSE THE REDNECK GAP!  WE ARE UNTOUCHABLE!

Hopefully the potential impact on tourism will nix it.

On the other hand, apparently the GOP wants to replace Bob Bennet with Jason Chaffetz, the guy who thinks concentration camps for illegals is A-OK.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2010, 01:38:36 am »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 01:36:51 am
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 01:35:06 am
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 01:32:35 am
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 01:30:24 am
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 01:28:19 am
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 01:10:54 am
Sheriff Joe is going to come under fire for this, if only because he's screwing with the economy.

Here's hoping, anyway.

Keep dreaming.  He's a religious figure around here.  Rednecks fuck in his shadow to ensure conception.

 :horrormirth:

I wonder what'll happen to the gem show next year.

Yeah.  I wonder.  50,000 foreigners worrying about whether their papers are in order?

Good fucking luck.  They'll move it to Albaquerque.

Yep. :kingmeh: This is one of the funniest(?) things to happen in AZ since I've started paying attention.

Betcha it gets funnier between now and Brewer's next election.

I might make silly decisions based solely on the improbability of a thing happening, but I won't take a bet AGAINST a sure thing, Dok. :horrormirth:
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2010, 01:44:55 am »
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2010, 01:33:02 am
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


:facepalm:

I predict a strong correlation between states that adopt similar laws and states who are suing to make Health Care Reform unconstitutional. 
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2010, 01:47:25 am »
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 28, 2010, 01:44:55 am
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2010, 01:33:02 am
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


:facepalm:

I predict a strong correlation between states that adopt similar laws and states who are suing to make Health Care Reform unconstitutional. 

Ya think?   :lulz:
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2010, 02:32:45 am »
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2010, 01:33:02 am
Oh hey, some asshole legislator in utah wants to copy that immigration bill now.


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I'm actually surprised at this.  Not that its being done but that its not Butters suggesting it.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2010, 02:39:19 am »
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2010, 01:38:19 am
On the other hand, apparently the GOP wants to replace Bob Bennet with Jason Chaffetz, the guy who thinks concentration camps for illegals is A-OK.

We may as well, the GOP will make that the party line soon, and its not like Bennet is ever going to buck the party.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2010, 06:15:01 am »
I misread the article actually, they want to dump Bennet for some other asshole and keep Chaffetz cause he's cozy with the teabaggers.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2010, 09:41:01 pm »
Dok, I think I've caught whatever you've got, I can't even bring myself to be pissed off over this.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2010, 09:43:31 pm »
Quote from: Vene on April 28, 2010, 09:41:01 pm
Dok, I think I've caught whatever you've got, I can't even bring myself to be pissed off over this.

Get mad at the sun for rising.  They're only ignorant rednecks, they don't actually have a choice in how they act.
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- Knuckles

"Just say no to drugs.  Keep saying no to them, no matter what they say to you.  In fact, scream at them and threaten to kill them and roll around on the floor barking like a dog.  Pretty soon people will give you your own room, and come every few hours to give you drugs."
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2010, 02:04:21 am »
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 26, 2010, 03:22:05 am
http://www.azfamily.com/video/featured-videos/Man-says-he-was-racially-targeted-forced-to-provide-birth-certificate-91769419.html

The open racism has officially stared, a truck driver was arrested for not having a birth certificate with him.

Note that the date on the article is *before* the bill was signed into law.

Hahahahaha

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A representative at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) returned 3TV’s calls after researching the incident and she said this was standard operating procedure.
The agents needed to verify Abdon was in the country legally and it is not uncommon to ask for someone's birth certificate.  She also said this has nothing to do with the proposed bill or racial profiling.

Yep. It's officially begun.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2010, 04:05:44 am »
This shit actually kinda fucking scares me.



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