Sheriff Joe is going to come under fire for this, if only because he's screwing with the economy.
Here's hoping, anyway.
Keep dreaming. He's a religious figure around here. Rednecks fuck in his shadow to ensure conception.
I wonder what'll happen to the gem show next year.
Yeah. I wonder. 50,000 foreigners worrying about whether their papers are in order?
Good fucking luck. They'll move it to Albaquerque.
Yep. This is one of the funniest(?) things to happen in AZ since I've started paying attention.
Betcha it gets funnier between now and Brewer's next election.
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