Author Topic: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread  (Read 36544 times)

Vene

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 26393
  • Screaming Primate
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2010, 08:01:03 pm »
More  :lulz:

Quote
The Arizona Department of Education recently began telling school districts that teachers whose spoken English it deems to be heavily accented or ungrammatical must be removed from classes for students still learning English.
linky

Your Mom

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 606535
  • v=1/3πr2h
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2010, 10:56:11 pm »
Oh my fucking god

There are whole TOWNS in AZ where the primary language is Spanish because IT'S BEEN SPANISH FOR CENTURIES. WTF WTF WTF.

How is this even legal?

Also, my kids' science teacher speaks with a heavy German accent... as does my friend R, a very respected biochemist. Should they be prohibited from teaching? That's just fucking stupid.

Richard Feynman had a heavy Boston accent, maybe he should have been banned from teaching.  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

Requia ☣

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 53479
  • Delicate and pretty shark of impending doom.
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2010, 11:00:33 pm »
Holy shit  :lulz:

Wait, whose going to teach the ESL classes if people that actually speak Spanish aren't allowed to talk to the kids that don't know a word of English?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

N E T

  • !͉͍̟̙͚͙͚̝͈̹͎̟͕͖̭̬̑̆̾͛ͬͩ̉́̓͗̀̓ͤ̍ͫ̊̈̋́͟͝?̒͛͌̔͆&
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 17814
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2010, 11:10:14 pm »
Quote
Bertroche said, when referring to illegal immigrants, that "We should catch 'em, we should document 'em, make sure we know where they are and where they are going. I actually support microchipping them. I can microchip my dog so I can find it. Why can't I microchip an illegal?"

Source

:mullet:
“It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.” — J A C K   H A N D E Y

"Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow." — C H E S T E R   M A I N A R D

Nast

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 22594
  • Impartial Biscuit Game Referee
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2010, 11:13:29 pm »
Quote
Bertroche said, when referring to illegal immigrants, that "We should catch 'em, we should document 'em, make sure we know where they are and where they are going. I actually support microchipping them. I can microchip my dog so I can find it. Why can't I microchip an illegal?"

Source

:mullet:

It's okay because they're not people, they're illegals!
          \
:mullet:
It's probably just a phase.

Template

  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 3799
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2010, 11:40:57 pm »
More  :lulz:

Quote
The Arizona Department of Education recently began telling school districts that teachers whose spoken English it deems to be heavily accented or ungrammatical must be removed from classes for students still learning English.
linky

And how good is the Department's English?  Can anyone ask the board to reassign themselves?
Where in the Labyrinth are you?

"I am a forensic psychopharmacologist. If you OD and die, call me."

I am so not a contrarian

Iason Ouabache

  • Dark Lord of the Pit
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 77813
  • Genuine
    • View Profile
    • Twatter
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #51 on: May 08, 2010, 03:49:40 am »
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
    \
┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

Requia ☣

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 53479
  • Delicate and pretty shark of impending doom.
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #52 on: May 08, 2010, 03:51:34 am »
 :lulz:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Doktor Howl

  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 337643
  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
    • View Profile
Don't tell me what to fucking do.  In exchange, I will not tell you what to fucking do.  Note that mocking each other's actions is still permissable under this system.

Freeky Queen of DERP

  • Out of order: Please notify The Mgt.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 176118
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2010, 02:07:59 am »
:facepalm:
Motorized Clutchless Love Augur of Last Night's Faux Pas

Brotep

  • armpit fart virtuoso
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 11027
  • before Hoteps, except after "C"
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2010, 04:24:22 am »
My uncle got into a rant about this earlier today, which he followed up with "Barack Obama hates America"  :lulz:

Doktor Howl

  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 337643
  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2010, 04:32:54 pm »
http://www.kold.com/Global/story.asp?S=12466514

Doobie doobie doooooo, just another night in Tucson.
Don't tell me what to fucking do.  In exchange, I will not tell you what to fucking do.  Note that mocking each other's actions is still permissable under this system.

Requia ☣

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 53479
  • Delicate and pretty shark of impending doom.
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #57 on: May 12, 2010, 06:05:25 pm »
Another night?  Just how many murders do you get in Tucson?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Doktor Howl

  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 337643
  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #58 on: May 12, 2010, 06:11:47 pm »
Another night?  Just how many murders do you get in Tucson?

It's hard to get real data, because the city is quick to label unimportant ones as "death by misadventure".

But you have a 1 in 99 chance on any given night of being the victim of a violent crime.  That's skewed, of course, as your odds in the OV are about 1 in 10000 per night, etc.

Don't tell me what to fucking do.  In exchange, I will not tell you what to fucking do.  Note that mocking each other's actions is still permissable under this system.

Requia ☣

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 53479
  • Delicate and pretty shark of impending doom.
    • View Profile
Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #59 on: May 12, 2010, 06:18:41 pm »
Holy fuck?  I thought there were only a million people in metro Tucson.  How do you drive people that crazy?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.