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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #960 on: November 12, 2012, 06:02:01 pm »
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #961 on: November 13, 2012, 06:16:31 pm »
What the everloving fuck is going ON in Arizona????

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2012-11-08/news/a-glendale-mom-was-falsely-imprisoned-now-the-state-wants-to-cancel-her-u-s-birth-certificate/

Falsely imprisoned as an illegal immigrant because you're smudgy?  Provide birth certificate?  Well, fuck you, we'll cancel your birth certificate and deport you anyway!
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #962 on: November 13, 2012, 06:41:40 pm »
What the everloving fuck is going ON in Arizona????

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2012-11-08/news/a-glendale-mom-was-falsely-imprisoned-now-the-state-wants-to-cancel-her-u-s-birth-certificate/

Falsely imprisoned as an illegal immigrant because you're smudgy?  Provide birth certificate?  Well, fuck you, we'll cancel your birth certificate and deport you anyway!

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #963 on: November 13, 2012, 06:44:10 pm »
 :horrormirth: Two of my sisters live in Arizona.

They need to get out while they still can.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #964 on: November 13, 2012, 06:46:45 pm »
:horrormirth: Two of my sisters live in Arizona.

They need to get out while they still can.

Women:  Check.
Smudgy skin:  Check.

Yeah, they're fucked.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #965 on: November 13, 2012, 07:04:28 pm »
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AZ 13-3703. Abuse of venerated objects; classification

A. A person commits abuse of venerated objects by intentionally:

1. Desecrating any public monument, memorial or property of a public park; or

2. In any manner likely to provoke immediate physical retaliation:

(a) Exhibiting or displaying, placing or causing to be placed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement of any nature upon a flag or exposing or causing to be exposed to public view a flag upon which there is printed, painted or otherwise produced or to which there is attached, appended or annexed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement; or

(b) Exposing to public view, manufacturing, selling, offering to sell, giving or having in possession for any purpose any article of merchandise or receptacle for holding or carrying merchandise upon or to which there is printed, painted, placed or attached any flag in order to advertise, call attention to, decorate, mark or distinguish the article or substance; or

(c) Casting contempt upon, mutilating, defacing, defiling, burning, trampling or otherwise dishonoring or causing to bring dishonor upon a flag.

B. The provisions of this section shall not apply to:

1. Any act permitted by a statute of the United States; or

2. Any act permitted by United States military regulations; or

3. Any act where the United States government has granted permission for the use of such flag; or

4. A newspaper, periodical, book, pamphlet, circular, certificate, diploma, warrant, commission of appointment to office, ornament, picture, badge or stationery on which shall be printed, painted or placed such flag and which is disconnected from any advertisement for the purpose of sale, barter or trade.

C. For the purposes of this section:

1. "Desecrate" means defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise doing a physical act in a manner likely to provoke immediate physical retaliation.

2. "Flag" means any emblem, banner or other symbol, of any size, composed of any substance or represented on any substance that evidently purports to be the flag of the United States or of this state.

D. Abuse of venerated objects is a class 2 misdemeanor.


Also, it is illegal in Arizona for more than 6 girls to live in the same house.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #966 on: November 13, 2012, 07:13:26 pm »
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #967 on: November 13, 2012, 07:46:16 pm »
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #968 on: November 13, 2012, 09:29:15 pm »
ATTN, RWNS:  Tea Party is over.  It is now time for White whine.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #969 on: November 13, 2012, 09:39:45 pm »
Just for fun:

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AZ 13-3703. Abuse of venerated objects; classification

A. A person commits abuse of venerated objects by intentionally:

1. Desecrating any public monument, memorial or property of a public park; or

2. In any manner likely to provoke immediate physical retaliation:

(a) Exhibiting or displaying, placing or causing to be placed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement of any nature upon a flag or exposing or causing to be exposed to public view a flag upon which there is printed, painted or otherwise produced or to which there is attached, appended or annexed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement; or

(b) Exposing to public view, manufacturing, selling, offering to sell, giving or having in possession for any purpose any article of merchandise or receptacle for holding or carrying merchandise upon or to which there is printed, painted, placed or attached any flag in order to advertise, call attention to, decorate, mark or distinguish the article or substance; or

(c) Casting contempt upon, mutilating, defacing, defiling, burning, trampling or otherwise dishonoring or causing to bring dishonor upon a flag.

B. The provisions of this section shall not apply to:

1. Any act permitted by a statute of the United States; or

2. Any act permitted by United States military regulations; or

3. Any act where the United States government has granted permission for the use of such flag; or

4. A newspaper, periodical, book, pamphlet, circular, certificate, diploma, warrant, commission of appointment to office, ornament, picture, badge or stationery on which shall be printed, painted or placed such flag and which is disconnected from any advertisement for the purpose of sale, barter or trade.

C. For the purposes of this section:

1. "Desecrate" means defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise doing a physical act in a manner likely to provoke immediate physical retaliation.

2. "Flag" means any emblem, banner or other symbol, of any size, composed of any substance or represented on any substance that evidently purports to be the flag of the United States or of this state.

D. Abuse of venerated objects is a class 2 misdemeanor.


Also, it is illegal in Arizona for more than 6 girls to live in the same house.

Whaaaaaaaaaat the fuck? :horrormirth:

Does that make convents illegal there?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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« Reply #970 on: November 13, 2012, 09:50:00 pm »
Just for fun:

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AZ 13-3703. Abuse of venerated objects; classification

A. A person commits abuse of venerated objects by intentionally:

1. Desecrating any public monument, memorial or property of a public park; or

2. In any manner likely to provoke immediate physical retaliation:

(a) Exhibiting or displaying, placing or causing to be placed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement of any nature upon a flag or exposing or causing to be exposed to public view a flag upon which there is printed, painted or otherwise produced or to which there is attached, appended or annexed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement; or

(b) Exposing to public view, manufacturing, selling, offering to sell, giving or having in possession for any purpose any article of merchandise or receptacle for holding or carrying merchandise upon or to which there is printed, painted, placed or attached any flag in order to advertise, call attention to, decorate, mark or distinguish the article or substance; or

(c) Casting contempt upon, mutilating, defacing, defiling, burning, trampling or otherwise dishonoring or causing to bring dishonor upon a flag.

B. The provisions of this section shall not apply to:

1. Any act permitted by a statute of the United States; or

2. Any act permitted by United States military regulations; or

3. Any act where the United States government has granted permission for the use of such flag; or

4. A newspaper, periodical, book, pamphlet, circular, certificate, diploma, warrant, commission of appointment to office, ornament, picture, badge or stationery on which shall be printed, painted or placed such flag and which is disconnected from any advertisement for the purpose of sale, barter or trade.

C. For the purposes of this section:

1. "Desecrate" means defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise doing a physical act in a manner likely to provoke immediate physical retaliation.

2. "Flag" means any emblem, banner or other symbol, of any size, composed of any substance or represented on any substance that evidently purports to be the flag of the United States or of this state.

D. Abuse of venerated objects is a class 2 misdemeanor.


Also, it is illegal in Arizona for more than 6 girls to live in the same house.

Whaaaaaaaaaat the fuck? :horrormirth:

Does that make convents illegal there?

Yes.  And if you have too many kids, you have to throw some away.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #971 on: November 16, 2012, 06:46:33 am »
Just for fun:

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AZ 13-3703. Abuse of venerated objects; classification

A. A person commits abuse of venerated objects by intentionally:

1. Desecrating any public monument, memorial or property of a public park; or

2. In any manner likely to provoke immediate physical retaliation:

(a) Exhibiting or displaying, placing or causing to be placed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement of any nature upon a flag or exposing or causing to be exposed to public view a flag upon which there is printed, painted or otherwise produced or to which there is attached, appended or annexed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing or advertisement; or

(b) Exposing to public view, manufacturing, selling, offering to sell, giving or having in possession for any purpose any article of merchandise or receptacle for holding or carrying merchandise upon or to which there is printed, painted, placed or attached any flag in order to advertise, call attention to, decorate, mark or distinguish the article or substance; or

(c) Casting contempt upon, mutilating, defacing, defiling, burning, trampling or otherwise dishonoring or causing to bring dishonor upon a flag.

B. The provisions of this section shall not apply to:

1. Any act permitted by a statute of the United States; or

2. Any act permitted by United States military regulations; or

3. Any act where the United States government has granted permission for the use of such flag; or

4. A newspaper, periodical, book, pamphlet, circular, certificate, diploma, warrant, commission of appointment to office, ornament, picture, badge or stationery on which shall be printed, painted or placed such flag and which is disconnected from any advertisement for the purpose of sale, barter or trade.

C. For the purposes of this section:

1. "Desecrate" means defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise doing a physical act in a manner likely to provoke immediate physical retaliation.

2. "Flag" means any emblem, banner or other symbol, of any size, composed of any substance or represented on any substance that evidently purports to be the flag of the United States or of this state.

D. Abuse of venerated objects is a class 2 misdemeanor.


Also, it is illegal in Arizona for more than 6 girls to live in the same house.

Whaaaaaaaaaat the fuck? :horrormirth:

Does that make convents illegal there?

Yes.  And if you have too many kids, you have to throw some away.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #972 on: November 16, 2012, 08:22:29 am »
AZ healthcare is so hopelessly fucked. Three doctors once told my dad he had the best case they'd ever seen for malpractice, and then promptly assured him it would never go to court, because doctors in AZ will immediately blacklist and stop sending any referrals to any doctor who acts as a witness in a malpractice case.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #973 on: November 16, 2012, 09:12:10 am »
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #974 on: February 08, 2013, 08:46:42 pm »
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