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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #915 on: September 07, 2012, 04:33:35 am »
Do you know how much profit there is in building and maintaining prisons? There are entire local economies built on them.
I bet we'll get a debtors' prison someday entirely too soon. They just won't call it that and no one will know or care about the difference, such as it may be.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #916 on: September 07, 2012, 05:45:25 am »
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 07, 2012, 04:33:35 am
Do you know how much profit there is in building and maintaining prisons? There are entire local economies built on them.
I bet we'll get a debtors' prison someday entirely too soon. They just won't call it that and no one will know or care about the difference, such as it may be.

I think they should make a reality TV show where instead of winning a big fortune, you just get to have your debt erased and you go back to zero wealth. The losers go to debtors' prison.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #917 on: September 07, 2012, 06:29:22 am »
Quote from: v3x on September 07, 2012, 05:45:25 am
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 07, 2012, 04:33:35 am
Do you know how much profit there is in building and maintaining prisons? There are entire local economies built on them.
I bet we'll get a debtors' prison someday entirely too soon. They just won't call it that and no one will know or care about the difference, such as it may be.

I think they should make a reality TV show where instead of winning a big fortune, you just get to have your debt erased and you go back to zero wealth. The losers go to debtors' prison.

There used to actually be a show like that. Well, at least the first half. It was just called Debt.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #918 on: September 07, 2012, 06:34:57 am »
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on September 07, 2012, 06:29:22 am
Quote from: v3x on September 07, 2012, 05:45:25 am
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 07, 2012, 04:33:35 am
Do you know how much profit there is in building and maintaining prisons? There are entire local economies built on them.
I bet we'll get a debtors' prison someday entirely too soon. They just won't call it that and no one will know or care about the difference, such as it may be.

I think they should make a reality TV show where instead of winning a big fortune, you just get to have your debt erased and you go back to zero wealth. The losers go to debtors' prison.

There used to actually be a show like that. Well, at least the first half. It was just called Debt.

I try to invent some Horror, and this fucking planet has beat me to it.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #919 on: September 07, 2012, 06:36:38 am »
Quote from: v3x on September 07, 2012, 06:34:57 am
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on September 07, 2012, 06:29:22 am
Quote from: v3x on September 07, 2012, 05:45:25 am
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 07, 2012, 04:33:35 am
Do you know how much profit there is in building and maintaining prisons? There are entire local economies built on them.
I bet we'll get a debtors' prison someday entirely too soon. They just won't call it that and no one will know or care about the difference, such as it may be.

I think they should make a reality TV show where instead of winning a big fortune, you just get to have your debt erased and you go back to zero wealth. The losers go to debtors' prison.

There used to actually be a show like that. Well, at least the first half. It was just called Debt.

I try to invent some Horror, and this fucking planet has beat me to it.

16 years ago, no less  :horrormirth:
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #920 on: September 07, 2012, 07:57:16 am »
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on September 07, 2012, 06:36:38 am
Quote from: v3x on September 07, 2012, 06:34:57 am
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on September 07, 2012, 06:29:22 am
Quote from: v3x on September 07, 2012, 05:45:25 am
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 07, 2012, 04:33:35 am
Do you know how much profit there is in building and maintaining prisons? There are entire local economies built on them.
I bet we'll get a debtors' prison someday entirely too soon. They just won't call it that and no one will know or care about the difference, such as it may be.

I think they should make a reality TV show where instead of winning a big fortune, you just get to have your debt erased and you go back to zero wealth. The losers go to debtors' prison.

There used to actually be a show like that. Well, at least the first half. It was just called Debt.

I try to invent some Horror, and this fucking planet has beat me to it.

16 years ago, no less  :horrormirth:

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #921 on: September 29, 2012, 06:00:28 am »
Hope you people all enjoyed Fox News airing an Arizona suicide live on national TV today. We really go the extra mile to keep you entertained here.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #922 on: September 29, 2012, 10:53:36 pm »
Quote from: v3x on September 29, 2012, 06:00:28 am
Hope you people all enjoyed Fox News airing an Arizona suicide live on national TV today. We really go the extra mile to keep you entertained here.
I heard about that.  Was it at a sport thing?
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #923 on: September 29, 2012, 11:15:49 pm »
With a five second delay...

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #924 on: September 29, 2012, 11:16:52 pm »
He stole a car, I believe.

Police were closing in, preferred to die instead of going to jail....I actually thought it was common policy to keep things like that on a 10 second time delay, just in case of such events.  But then again, it's meant to be common policy that news stations report, you know, news and facts and things, which FOX also clearly fails at.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #925 on: September 30, 2012, 12:06:36 am »
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #926 on: September 30, 2012, 12:27:31 am »
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #927 on: September 30, 2012, 01:43:17 am »
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #928 on: October 06, 2012, 05:00:29 am »
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #929 on: October 06, 2012, 05:22:29 am »
I giggled.
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