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I have three hours left...
« on: April 22, 2010, 12:40:44 pm »
...until I have to catch a bus to get me to Southampton where I will be for the next couple weeks. Ask me anything!

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2010, 12:41:21 pm »
Payne, you epic crusty cock bag! Does PD really need another "Ask Me Anything!" thread?

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2010, 12:41:33 pm »
paper or plastic?
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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2010, 12:41:57 pm »
bees?

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2010, 12:42:26 pm »
Payne, you epic crusty cock bag! Does PD really need another "Ask Me Anything!" thread?

More is always better than not enough, except when it is, but right now it isn't.  
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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2010, 12:42:42 pm »
Payne, you epic crusty cock bag! Does PD really need another "Ask Me Anything!" thread?

No, but this is as good a way as any other to let people know I'm going to be offline for completely non-Drama related reasons.

See you in like two weeks you assmunchers! I love you all, especially the ones I hate.

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2010, 12:43:27 pm »
paper or plastic?

I carry all that shit in my hands out the store. Fuck bags.

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2010, 12:44:15 pm »

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2010, 12:45:31 pm »
Payne, you epic crusty cock bag! Does PD really need another "Ask Me Anything!" thread?

More is always better than not enough, except when it is, but right now it isn't.  

This is not so much a question as it is a philosophical statement, but I shall answer anyway.

With this:


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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2010, 12:46:59 pm »
How can I get the other kids at school to like me?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2010, 12:48:00 pm »
How can I get the other kids at school to like me?

Wear a nice hat.

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2010, 12:56:27 pm »
What does Icelandic Ash taste like? 
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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2010, 12:58:22 pm »
bjork!

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2010, 12:58:30 pm »
What does Icelandic Ash taste like? 

Like Icelandic Wrath. Gordon Brown should never have invoked Anti-Terror laws against Iceland, for he has unlocked deep Viking-tude within them.

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Re: I have three hours left...
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2010, 02:10:42 pm »
...until I have to catch a bus to get me to Southampton where I will be for the next couple weeks. Ask me anything!

You kids have a good time.  :)
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