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« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2010, 04:20:47 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:16:02 pm
Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2010, 04:08:53 pm
I'm actually English, and we fucking invented racism.

How could you help it?  You can throw a rock and hit those fucking Belgians from where you are.

I think Belgium actually WAS a rock, that we threw at the Fucking French a few hundred years ago!
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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2010, 04:21:49 pm »
Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2010, 04:20:47 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:16:02 pm
Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2010, 04:08:53 pm
I'm actually English, and we fucking invented racism.

How could you help it?  You can throw a rock and hit those fucking Belgians from where you are.

I think Belgium actually WAS a rock, that we threw at the Fucking French a few hundred years ago!

And the Belgians are the guys who forgot to let go?
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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2010, 04:22:17 pm »
That guy is the worst troll ever. I'm disappointed about the quality and staying power of the ones they're issuing us these days.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2010, 04:23:05 pm »
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 28, 2010, 04:22:17 pm
That guy is the worst troll ever. I'm disappointed about the quality and staying power of the ones they're issuing us these days.

Well, he's been around a few months.  He stops in every once in a while to plaster pics of the female members of the board with badly drawn dicks and swastikas.
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“Cherokees don’t even traditionally have powwows,” she said.
http://bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view.bg?articleid=1061132202&position=0

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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2010, 04:31:30 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:21:49 pm
Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2010, 04:20:47 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:16:02 pm
Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2010, 04:08:53 pm
I'm actually English, and we fucking invented racism.

How could you help it?  You can throw a rock and hit those fucking Belgians from where you are.

I think Belgium actually WAS a rock, that we threw at the Fucking French a few hundred years ago!

I'm not totally sure about this, (History's a bit shaky here) but I think we threw the rock, at the fucking French, BECAUSE  the French started throwing the fucking Belgians at us!

And the Belgians are the guys who forgot to let go?
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul"


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2010, 04:34:33 pm »
Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2010, 04:31:30 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:21:49 pm
Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2010, 04:20:47 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:16:02 pm
Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2010, 04:08:53 pm
I'm actually English, and we fucking invented racism.

How could you help it?  You can throw a rock and hit those fucking Belgians from where you are.

I think Belgium actually WAS a rock, that we threw at the Fucking French a few hundred years ago!

And the Belgians are the guys who forgot to let go?
I'm not totally sure about this, (History's a bit shaky here) but I think we threw the rock, at the fucking French, BECAUSE  the French started throwing the fucking Belgians at us!

Well, it's a good think Edward III and the Black Prince went over and gave them an ass kicking, then.
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“Cherokees don’t even traditionally have powwows,” she said.
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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2010, 04:38:45 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:23:05 pm
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 28, 2010, 04:22:17 pm
That guy is the worst troll ever. I'm disappointed about the quality and staying power of the ones they're issuing us these days.

Well, he's been around a few months.  He stops in every once in a while to plaster pics of the female members of the board with badly drawn dicks and swastikas.

That's exactly it. The ones with staying power are not high-quality, and the high-quality ones have no staying power. I mean, back in the day, a serious troll might hang on for weeks or even months, consistently pissing everyone off and generating epic lail threads. How many epic threads has this guy given us? Not even one.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2010, 04:41:52 pm »
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 28, 2010, 04:38:45 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:23:05 pm
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 28, 2010, 04:22:17 pm
That guy is the worst troll ever. I'm disappointed about the quality and staying power of the ones they're issuing us these days.

Well, he's been around a few months.  He stops in every once in a while to plaster pics of the female members of the board with badly drawn dicks and swastikas.

That's exactly it. The ones with staying power are not high-quality, and the high-quality ones have no staying power. I mean, back in the day, a serious troll might hang on for weeks or even months, consistently pissing everyone off and generating epic lail threads. How many epic threads has this guy given us? Not even one.

He's from Europe.  They ration their fail, there.

Heard it on Hannity.
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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2010, 04:46:51 pm »
Quote from: Weltbürger on April 28, 2010, 03:59:17 pm
You're all a bunch of racists! You americans are all the same!!!¨

HEY YOU TAKE THAT BACK

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE ALL THE SAME!!!
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« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2010, 04:47:29 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:41:52 pm
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 28, 2010, 04:38:45 pm
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 04:23:05 pm
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 28, 2010, 04:22:17 pm
That guy is the worst troll ever. I'm disappointed about the quality and staying power of the ones they're issuing us these days.

Well, he's been around a few months.  He stops in every once in a while to plaster pics of the female members of the board with badly drawn dicks and swastikas.

That's exactly it. The ones with staying power are not high-quality, and the high-quality ones have no staying power. I mean, back in the day, a serious troll might hang on for weeks or even months, consistently pissing everyone off and generating epic lail threads. How many epic threads has this guy given us? Not even one.

He's from Europe.  They ration their fail, there.

Heard it on Hannity.

This, and Wade.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2010, 04:48:50 pm »
Where did the stupid fucker go?

Dammit  :argh!:

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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2010, 05:49:47 pm »
It's just not over-the-top enough.


It goes:   ironic sarcasm --> fail --> gone to the other side of lunacy.





Weltburger hasn't gone far enough.
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« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2010, 06:02:06 pm »
Should we direct him to some old Daruko posts?
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2010, 06:03:02 pm »
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 28, 2010, 06:02:06 pm
Should we direct him to some old Daruko posts?

I just bumped an Eric thread.
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« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2010, 06:03:35 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2010, 06:03:02 pm
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 28, 2010, 06:02:06 pm
Should we direct him to some old Daruko posts?

I just bumped an Eric thread.


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