Roger seems really nice on the boards now...but...

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after.......

All I did was nut punt the clerk and try to feed him the contents of a 2 liter bottle of coke.

It was just one of those nights, you know?  And everyone's making a big deal about it. 

Happens to the best of us my friend. 

[Freeky]

Ah. I see.

It wasn't that bad, anyway.  Anyone would have done the same thing.

So why was Freeky so spazzed out about it?

I'm high strung and unfond of violence. We've been over this.

[the last yatto]

maybe you need to change your battlecry

[Doktor Howl]

maybe you need to change your battlecry

TASTY SOFT DRINKS FOR THE SOFT DRINK GOD?

Naw.

[Freeky]

maybe you need to change your battlecry

I did, in fact, have occasion to use it. Didn't I, Dok. 

[Doktor Howl]

maybe you need to change your battlecry

I did, in fact, have occasion to use it. Didn't I, Dok. 

I still don't see why you're so upset.

[the last yatto]

its the principal?

[Doktor Howl]

bump!

[Faust]

I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after.......

All I did was nut punt the clerk and try to feed him the contents of a 2 liter bottle of coke.

It was just one of those nights, you know?  And everyone's making a big deal about it. 

You jerk, us clerks get nut punted on an almost weekly basis, why do you think we all look like souless drones who's emotion centres are now filled with bile, dealing with the public RUINS people.
Now if you had mercy killed him I could accept that, but torturing a rotten cabbage is just mean.

[Doktor Howl]

I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after.......

All I did was nut punt the clerk and try to feed him the contents of a 2 liter bottle of coke.

It was just one of those nights, you know?  And everyone's making a big deal about it. 

You jerk, us clerks get nut punted on an almost weekly basis, why do you think we all look like souless drones who's emotion centres are now filled with bile, dealing with the public RUINS people.
Now if you had mercy killed him I could accept that, but torturing a rotten cabbage is just mean.

Arguably, I had no choice.

[Faust]

I suppose us you had no choice, us clerks do bring it on ourselves. And a nut punt isn't the worst. I've been attacked with a machete, though those were just honest criminals trying to make a living and were far easier to deal with then some groups such as the over seventy geriatric biddy brigade.

I would take a nut punt over dealing with them any day.

[BadBeast]

I really want to ask..... but not if you have to kill me after.......

All I did was nut punt the clerk and try to feed him the contents of a 2 liter bottle of coke.

It was just one of those nights, you know?  And everyone's making a big deal about it. 

"And sometimes, Tuscon comes to you"

[Freeky]

Ohshit, I remember that night now.

Lol, doweling rods!