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Suggestions from you all please!
« on: May 15, 2010, 09:13:21 pm »
So, we are running the fourth iteration of DoD in a few weeks time in Edinburgh. Last year there was an obvious issue with the traditional "let's all just get drunk" faction and the progressive "we're a group of Discordians, lets do Discordian things" cult.

Aaaaaanyway, in discussion with Pixie last night she thought some form of distribution of memes and such in return for beer would perhaps work out. Like "You can only have a drink after you've said one of these bizarre statements to a random stranger".

I'm pretty short on such ideas though. The best I've come up with so far is "Excuse me sir, your duck appears to have fled". Which sucks.

The only thing I would say is seeing as we're going to be in a Scottish pub for at least a few of these things, please to avoid anything too controversial with regards to Religion, Politics or Scottish Football.

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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 09:19:07 pm »
"The world ends tomorrow, sir...Are you prepared for mighty Gozar's return?"

"Will these women all look as hot when they have radiation burns all over them?"

"I say, sir!  Didn't I serve with you in Barsoom?"

"Them are powerful big rats in the basement, man.  Powerful big."

"If you had a holodeck, would you ever go to work again, or just sit at home and have sex with a simulation of Lauren Bacall until you starved to death?"
Don't tell me what to fucking do.  In exchange, I will not tell you what to fucking do.  Note that mocking each other's actions is still permissable under this system.

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Re: Suggestions from you all please!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 09:28:30 pm »
THAT'S the stuff!

Cheers Dok!

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Re: Suggestions from you all please!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 09:33:46 pm »
He gave me up.  He let me down.  He ran around, and, frankly, it hurt.

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Re: Suggestions from you all please!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 09:34:47 pm »
He gave me up.  He let me down.  He ran around, and, frankly, it hurt.

DAMN HIM!

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Re: Suggestions from you all please!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 09:34:56 pm »
That's just wrong sig.
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 10:47:10 pm »
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the wilderness and I had to eat him."

"I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!"

"Well they definitely look humanoid."
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 02:08:35 am »
"excuse me good sir, but your nipples are showing."

"good thing we aren't water soluble."

"the scots are some of the most inbred people in the world lol"

"have you ever put a jar of peanut butter in the microwave for a few seconds-- you know, just to heat it up-- and then stuck your dick in it?  feels good man."

something about fucking an octopus

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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2010, 02:12:03 am »
"wow that colour really brings out your nipples"

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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2010, 03:27:23 pm »
There was this lady passing out milkshakes in her front lawn the other day.  They were so good.  Much better than others I've had.

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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 03:52:22 pm »
Have you ever had a complete stranger walk up to you and just start a random conversation?

Did your mom cut your hair?

Did you see the corpse over in the pharmacy?

Buy me a drink and I'll tell you a story.

I used to be normal until they removed part of my brain.

I have a letter from the mental institution that says I am not crazy.

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Re: Suggestions from you all please!
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2010, 03:58:47 pm »
Be honest: Do I look pretty?


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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2010, 04:19:31 pm »
ah agent Hassan, we have the weapons ready for delivery, did you bring the money?
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2010, 08:14:52 pm »
:lulz:

the jokes about the scottish cant really be said by the english for fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.


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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2010, 08:25:18 pm »
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the wilderness and I had to eat him."


This just made me burst out laughing  :lol:
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