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Worst. Politician. Ever?
« on: May 26, 2010, 06:09:02 am »
Maybe a little old, but still funny to me. How can someone be completely against President Obama, and have completely different views--AND PLAN TO GO AGAINST HIM VERY SOON--turn around and use almost the exact, same speech?

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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 06:13:14 am »
Maybe a little old, but still funny to me. How can someone be completely against President Obama, and have completely different views--AND PLAN TO GO AGAINST HIM VERY SOON--turn around and use almost the exact, same speech (Fixed)?
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Idaho Republican Vaughn Ward has already come under fire for mimicking other candidates’ policy language on his website, but now the congressional candidate is facing accusations of plagiarizing from another source: President Barack Obama.
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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 08:03:16 am »
It's all style over substance. Notice that the speech didn't actually say anything. It can basically be boiled down to "Times are tough. Vote for me."
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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 01:58:15 pm »
Yeah, the 'ur plagurizing X' thing got so epically overused in Oz politics. Epic cliche now.
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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 05:35:08 pm »
Man, I hope he's a troll. That would be the best troll ever.
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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 10:05:13 pm »
One of these days one of those batshit 50yr old serious looking politicians is going to stop midsentence and yell "Hahahahaha Psych! i was just fucking with you all"
Maybe ripping of his fake face as well.
Maybe this racist politician was really a coffee coloured prankster.
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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2010, 11:17:24 am »
One of these days one of those batshit 50yr old serious looking politicians is going to stop midsentence and yell "Hahahahaha Psych! i was just fucking with you all"
Maybe ripping of his fake face as well.
Maybe this racist politician was really a coffee coloured prankster.
Now taking bets on who it will be.

I notice you never see Palin and Obama in the same room.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2010, 02:25:31 pm »
One of these days one of those batshit 50yr old serious looking politicians is going to stop midsentence and yell "Hahahahaha Psych! i was just fucking with you all"
Maybe ripping of his fake face as well.
Maybe this racist politician was really a coffee coloured prankster.
Now taking bets on who it will be.

I notice you never see Palin and Obama in the same room.

I think it's because she's afraid that he'll turn into the image of what most (if not all) Rebublicans, including herself, are hoping he'll turn out to be: Ghetto, and shank her, or something.

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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2010, 03:56:13 pm »
One of these days one of those batshit 50yr old serious looking politicians is going to stop midsentence and yell "Hahahahaha Psych! i was just fucking with you all"
Maybe ripping of his fake face as well.
Maybe this racist politician was really a coffee coloured prankster.
Now taking bets on who it will be.

I notice you never see Palin and Obama in the same room.

I think it's because she's afraid that he'll turn into the image of what most (if not all) Rebublicans, including herself, are hoping he'll turn out to be: Ghetto, and shank her, or something.
Shank her with his black cawk.

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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2010, 04:44:22 pm »
One of these days one of those batshit 50yr old serious looking politicians is going to stop midsentence and yell "Hahahahaha Psych! i was just fucking with you all"
Maybe ripping of his fake face as well.
Maybe this racist politician was really a coffee coloured prankster.
Now taking bets on who it will be.

I notice you never see Palin and Obama in the same room.

I think it's because she's afraid that he'll turn into the image of what most (if not all) Rebublicans, including herself, are hoping he'll turn out to be: Ghetto, and shank her, or something.
Shank her with his black cawk.

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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2010, 04:45:32 pm »
I have no shame.

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Re: Worst. Politician. Ever?
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2010, 08:26:04 pm »
I have no shame.

I mean, I want to as well, but I don't go around TALKING about it, you know?
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