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How many bumper stickers do you have on your car?

None
One
Two
Three
Four
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I don't have a car

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Brotep

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Bumper Stickers
« on: June 08, 2010, 05:00:19 am »
FOR SCIENCE!

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 05:04:34 am »
None.  Anonymity is best.
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 12:36:56 pm »
I had the back-end of my ford escort plastered with bumper stickers back in the college days.  But now, as a jaded, sold-out adult, I keep it nice and clean.  Better trade in value. 
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 12:57:01 pm »
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it's not even my sticker
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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 03:51:41 pm »
One, because a generic red Toyota Camry is a bitch to identify in a parking lot unless it's got the word "MINISTER" plastered on its butt.

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2010, 08:48:16 pm »
I've got a HAIL ERIS sticker which was a gift from Darth Cupcake

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2010, 08:58:47 pm »
Pleased with the results so far.

I believe three bumper stickers is the cutoff point, beyond which you go from quirky to batshit insane.

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2010, 11:22:55 pm »
Saw a lady with like thirty bumper stickers on her Astro minivan today.

Bat shit.

I don't have a car, but if I did it would have no more than one, and the background would have to be the exact shade of the paint job.  For some reason clashy bumper stickers irritate me.

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2010, 11:49:51 pm »
None.  Anonymity is best.

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 03:37:03 am »
I'm the only one with two?

They go together though

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Re: Bumper Stickers
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 03:52:06 am »
I'm the only one with two?

They go together though

Obama/Biden, Cthulhu


 :lol: very nice

I figure the first couple of stickers are a tough decision, and then after that it gets easier. Too easy, you might say.