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I knew I left those somewhere...
« on: June 17, 2010, 09:12:32 pm »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37754426/ns/us_news-life/

Airline seizes dozens of human heads
Ark. officials now investigating whether body parts were legally obtained

Between 40 and 60 human heads were found in a cargo shipment by a Southwest Airlines employee last week, the airline confirmed Thursday.

The heads, which were intercepted in Little Rock, Ark., were promptly handed over to local officials, who are now investigating whether the body parts were legally obtained and handled.

Southwest officials said the airline refused to ship the package because it was not labeled correctly. "And then when we found out what was in the package, we contacted local authorities and they contacted the coroner," said airline spokesman Marilee McInnish.
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Re: I knew i left those somewhere...
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 09:15:32 pm »
Fucking baggage handlers.

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Re: I knew i left those somewhere...
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2010, 09:53:33 pm »
Fucking baggage handlers.

Now what the hell are you going to use to scare kids?

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Re: I knew I left those somewhere...
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2010, 10:44:18 pm »
Fucking hell.  :x
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Re: I knew I left those somewhere...
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2010, 10:51:08 pm »
These probably belonged to that rat bastard TGRR, who was always going on about "hundreds of severed heads".

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Re: I knew I left those somewhere...
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2010, 11:19:23 pm »
These probably belonged to that rat bastard TGRR, who was always going on about "hundreds of severed heads".

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Re: I knew I left those somewhere...
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2010, 01:50:31 am »
These probably belonged to that rat bastard TGRR, who was always going on about "hundreds of severed heads".
You mean you wouldn't have liked 40-60 dried up human heads as a surprise birthday gift? :sad:

Back to the drawing board, I guess.
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Re: I knew I left those somewhere...
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 07:30:11 am »
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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