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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2010, 03:15:51 pm »
I begin eating oranges.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2010, 03:18:44 pm »
I cast "detect evil".

it turns out that you are evil


I wonder how often wizards discover their alignment by accident like that

OK, I cast spell "locate orc".

I then use one of my metamagic feats which converts all spells to do ice damage.  I then use another of my metamagic feats to convert that ice damage to electrical damage.  I then cast fell drain.  The orc takes 4 pts of damage per round and loses a level.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2010, 03:27:58 pm »
I continue eating oranges.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2010, 03:55:15 pm »
I continue eating oranges.

If you eat too much fruit you won't have much of an appetite for pie.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2010, 04:01:01 pm »
in my experience, it makes you hungry for anything but oranges

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2010, 04:09:09 pm »
I continue eating oranges.  I also remove my pance, and point my buttocks in the direction of the orc.

And eat more oranges.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2010, 04:09:28 pm »
in my experience, it makes you hungry for anything but oranges

Supposed to be a double entendre  :)

Plus LMNO will have to go through a lot before he gets hungry again.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2010, 04:10:00 pm »
I continue eating oranges.  I also remove my pance, and point my buttocks in the direction of the orc.

And eat more oranges.

ohshit....
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2010, 06:04:47 pm »
in my experience, it makes you hungry for anything but oranges

I was eating non-orange things... in fact, I ate a large pasta dinner right before consuming the last 6 oranges. It was probably the only thing that made it possible.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2010, 08:17:37 pm »
I check the ceiling for traps.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2010, 08:29:55 pm »
I love this game. This might be the only role-playing game simple enough for me to understand.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2010, 06:06:01 am »
I ask the orc if it would like to share the pie, as I have also brought along some deviled eggs and combining these resources we could have a picnic.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2010, 05:52:07 pm »
I shapeshift into Richard Simmons and lecture the Orc about how the pie is going to make it fat and convince him to join my new program "Sweating with the Orcies". 
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2010, 08:27:02 pm »
I take a generic gold ring and scratch a 1 in it.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2010, 08:35:39 pm »
I ask the orc if it would like to share the pie, as I have also brought along some deviled eggs and combining these resources we could have a picnic.

Awww! :)
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