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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2010, 08:37:25 pm »
I ask the orc if it would like to share the pie, as I have also brought along some deviled eggs and combining these resources we could have a picnic.

Awww! :)

That is pretty heartwarming.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2010, 08:56:12 pm »
roll for it

if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is EVEN, the Orc eats with him all peacefully
if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is ODD, the Orc will use his skull as a fruit basket

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2010, 09:00:55 pm »
roll for it

if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is EVEN, the Orc eats with him all peacefully
if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is ODD, the Orc will use his skull as a fruit basket

Sorry Nast. Fruit basket.

So why roll the dice then?
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2010, 09:01:58 pm »
roll for it

if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is EVEN, the Orc eats with him all peacefully
if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is ODD, the Orc will use his skull as a fruit basket

Sorry Nast. Fruit basket.

So why roll the dice then?


Oh, NEXT post. whoops
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #49 on: June 29, 2010, 10:01:38 pm »
THE SUSPENSE!!!
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2010, 10:08:13 pm »
Killing me to.

Damn it Nast, POST!!!
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2010, 05:17:38 am »
I realize that I don't actually have to do anything, for I am not a PC; as a matter of fact, I am a Mac.

Not really, but somebody had to make that horrible joke.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #52 on: July 02, 2010, 06:37:28 am »
Killing me to.

Damn it Nast, POST!!!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #53 on: July 02, 2010, 07:01:08 am »
Yay! My head remains as unserviceable to fruit as ever!

 :)
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #54 on: July 03, 2010, 10:03:34 pm »
Yay! My head remains as unserviceable to fruit as ever!

 :)


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