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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1020 on: December 06, 2016, 01:48:36 pm »
I refuse to participate on account of being ROBBED of my victory by time zones. I was robbed by TIME ITSELF.

But if y'all are gonna be fucking retards all over again then we'd best see some goddamn oldschool TRASH TALK.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1021 on: December 06, 2016, 02:34:13 pm »
THAT'S HOW IT STARTS!! I'd say BRING IT, but I really can't even right now. I'm not kidding. The thought of getting COMPETITIVE GOT BEATEN OUT OF ME BY A POSSE ORANGATUS...
...That's a word now and it's YOUR FAULT Cainad!


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Muslims have Ashura.

Discordians have fucking oranges.


I'd like to note that thing Buddhist monks do where they mummify themselves to death, but without pussing out by meditating the agony away.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1022 on: December 06, 2016, 04:00:21 pm »
ATHLETES:

PREPARE

YOUR

SPHINCTERS!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1023 on: December 06, 2016, 05:52:24 pm »
fuck all of you


no...


FUCK ALL OF YOU


no.... NO



FUCK YOU ALL

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1024 on: December 06, 2016, 05:57:51 pm »
decades of ranting, and what we'll be known for is the occasional jackass showing up at the ER with his ass leaking like a Russian crown prince.   :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1025 on: December 06, 2016, 06:21:16 pm »
ATHLETES:

PREPARE

YOUR

SPHINCTERS!

This looks really neat on my screen. Because of the size difference they all start off even paced and then break up after the first repetition and appear to be in an actual race.

Edit to add "Athletes" appears to be winning!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1026 on: December 06, 2016, 06:28:00 pm »
decades of ranting, and what we'll be known for is the occasional jackass showing up at the ER with his ass leaking like a Russian crown prince.   :lulz:

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You know... It's better than "religion that cuts penises", "religion that sells you a heavenly timeshare", "religion that has REGULAR and formal prayer but not much else".

Discordia: religion that sent all those fools in for a GI scope and flush.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1027 on: December 06, 2016, 08:49:50 pm »
ONE
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1028 on: December 06, 2016, 08:53:18 pm »
OK i'm done.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1029 on: December 06, 2016, 08:57:06 pm »
 :lulz:

Hey no jumping the gun!
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1030 on: December 07, 2016, 04:28:54 am »
A friend irl may join us.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1031 on: December 07, 2016, 05:41:22 am »
fuck all of you


no...


FUCK ALL OF YOU


no.... NO



FUCK YOU ALL

No need...
















...the oranges will do that for you.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1033 on: December 08, 2016, 02:12:48 pm »
:argh!:  I had assumed that the fruit trucks outside of my building would have whole oranges. They only have diced oranges for fruit salad. This city is full of barbarians. 

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #1034 on: December 08, 2016, 06:49:28 pm »
:argh!:  I had assumed that the fruit trucks outside of my building would have whole oranges. They only have diced oranges for fruit salad. This city is full of barbarians.

Those bastards.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”