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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #75 on: June 22, 2010, 09:38:45 pm »
He better not!

Yeah, I know... I just ate five oranges. I want it to be for something! Something GREAT!

I guess Cram crapping his pants at work is pretty great, but he could have done that without my participation.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #76 on: June 22, 2010, 09:40:18 pm »
Well, my turn for the bathroom, let's see what happens!!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #77 on: June 22, 2010, 09:46:53 pm »
I hope you guys have been eating other things besides oranges!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #78 on: June 22, 2010, 10:12:29 pm »
What's going on, you guys? I still have six oranges.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #79 on: June 22, 2010, 10:19:28 pm »
I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #80 on: June 22, 2010, 10:22:16 pm »
I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #81 on: June 22, 2010, 10:29:02 pm »
I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #82 on: June 22, 2010, 10:33:26 pm »
I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


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Maybe not for the contest... but for the sake of not feeling like hell, it seems like a good idea? I've eaten all sorts of non-orange things in between the oranges.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #83 on: June 22, 2010, 10:33:49 pm »
If I eat ten, do I win?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #84 on: June 22, 2010, 10:36:14 pm »
I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


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Professor Cramulus seems to be, ah, indisposed. :lol:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #85 on: June 22, 2010, 10:36:51 pm »
I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


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Professor Cramulus seems to be, ah, indisposed. :lol:

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #86 on: June 22, 2010, 10:37:39 pm »
I don't think I can do 10. I got 9 down, but 10 is pushing it.


...And uh...does coffee count?

No! You have to eat other food too!

There's no rule about this!


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Professor Cramulus seems to be, ah, indisposed. :lol:

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #87 on: June 22, 2010, 10:42:55 pm »


I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU SIMPERING JIZZWIT FUCKS TO AN ORANGE EATING CONTEST

YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED, CRAMULUS STYLE

AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT I STAGGERED DOWNSTAIRS AND STARTED TRASH TALKING MY ROOM MATE. I WAS LIKE, "I BET I CAN EAT MORE ORANGES THAN YOU IN A DAY."

HE WAS LIKE, "ARE WE TALKING ABOUT EATING A SICKENING AMOUNT OF ORANGES FOR NO REASON AT ALL?"

I WAS LIKE, "HELL YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING ASS TURBAN. I'M GOING TO EAT SO MANY ORANGES I'LL PISS TANG ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING GRAVE."

HE WAS LIKE "IT'S ON!!!!" AND I SHAT JIZZ EVERYWHERE LIKE THERE WAS A FIRE HOSE COMING OUT OF MY ASS AND THOROUGHLY SATISFYING YOUR MOTHER. SEXUALLY.

SO THIS MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK I BOUGHT A BAG OF GODDAMN ORANGES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GIANT SPINNING TURDS WHO DOES NOT TAKE UP THE CHALLENGE IS GOING TO BE ENTERED INTO THE LEDGER OF PEOPLE WHOSE EYE SOCKETS I'M GOING TO ROMANCE WITH MY ELBOW WHILE I PLAY THE MEXICAN HAT DANCE ON YOUR LAME ASS FAIL BALLS.



IT'S ON

HOLY COCKSHIT! IT'S ON LIKE RED DAWN!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #88 on: June 22, 2010, 10:43:09 pm »
If I eat ten, do I win?

I think once I get some dinner I'll get back to this. I have yet to effectively blow out my sphincter and feel fine aside from the acidy burps.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #89 on: June 22, 2010, 10:43:24 pm »
okay okay okay okay okay

it was more of a "skidmark" shart than a hiroshimic trumpeting.

I came home, showered, put on fresh pants with no poop in 'em.



My stomach has ceased its open rebellion but I'm going to take a little break and let it calm down before I continue to poison myself. I AM NOT BEATEN YET!

btw... coffe + citric acid =  :x