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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #90 on: June 22, 2010, 10:44:32 pm »
okay okay okay okay okay

it was more of a "skidmark" shart than a hiroshimic trumpeting.

I came home, showered, put on fresh pants with no poop in 'em.



My stomach has ceased its open rebellion but I'm going to take a little break and let it calm down before I continue to poison myself. I AM NOT BEATEN YET!

btw... coffe + citric acid =  :x

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #91 on: June 22, 2010, 10:50:48 pm »
I need to know something... are you guys eating full-on Navel oranges, or those little Valencias?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #92 on: June 22, 2010, 10:51:32 pm »
I need to know something... are you guys eating full-on Navel oranges, or those little Valencias?

Valencias are cheating, I think.  You don't half-ass this sort of thing.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #93 on: June 22, 2010, 10:52:10 pm »
okay okay okay okay okay

it was more of a "skidmark" shart than a hiroshimic trumpeting.

I came home, showered, put on fresh pants with no poop in 'em.



My stomach has ceased its open rebellion but I'm going to take a little break and let it calm down before I continue to poison myself. I AM NOT BEATEN YET!

btw... coffe + citric acid =  :x

This is awe-inspiring raw stupidity in the name of SCIENCE! (and gluttony)

AMERRRUKUH! FUCK YEAH!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #94 on: June 22, 2010, 11:00:11 pm »
I can't tell what kind they are, but they aren't small, but no navel.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #95 on: June 22, 2010, 11:01:25 pm »
OK... I wanted to make sure. Because my oranges are fucking huge.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #96 on: June 22, 2010, 11:05:26 pm »
These are from a Hispanic grocery store, they don't fuck around.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #97 on: June 22, 2010, 11:06:52 pm »
I was going to buy a box from Corner Fruit Guy, but he wasn't there. Why is he never there on the days I want his fruit?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #98 on: June 22, 2010, 11:47:46 pm »
I was going to buy a box from Corner Fruit Guy, but he wasn't there. Why is he never there on the days I want his fruit?

Because he froze to death last winter.  That's just his ghost, haunting you all for not patronizing his business while there was still time.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #99 on: June 23, 2010, 12:10:36 am »
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!
:potd: Post of the mother-fucking century right there.   :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #100 on: June 23, 2010, 12:28:48 am »
I've been reading this thread for an hour, and laughing myself silly at your feeble fucking amateur orangey spaggotry. I've absent mindedly munched down 14 oranges, and I wasn't even aware I was doing it. And I bet you're all peeling the fuckers too, with your stinging acid eaten finger stubs, if you don't eat the skins as well, it's like cutting the crusts off your sandwhiches,  like  you would for a little six year old girl, or a toothless old crone. Skins and all, or GTFO! When I've finished my Oranges, (only another 8 to go) I'm going to eat a sack of potatoes, just to fill up on before going out and eating the whole fucking Orange tree. I have such perfect peristaltic rythym, that I can push out the exact same amount that goes in, as I'm eating, so blow that out of your namby pamby citric scalded arseholes, you bunch of fucking bumgrapes! W00t w00t, Peelers!   :fap:  :fap:  :fap: 
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #101 on: June 23, 2010, 12:41:59 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #102 on: June 23, 2010, 12:46:03 am »
How does it feel to be the Mother of a little half orange baby then Cram? Stings a bit, I bet!
Are you breastfeeding the little fella? With Boy's milk?    :oops:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #103 on: June 23, 2010, 01:33:18 am »
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU GUYS READING THIS? NEVER MIND THAT MY TOILET BOWL LOOKS LIKE A POST BP TROPICANA GROVESTAND. SOMEBODY IS FEEDING HORSESHIT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES AND HIS NAME IS HORSESHITBEAST. ANY CRAMKNOB CAN GOON THE INTERNET AND GO HUR HUR HUR I ATE 157105 ORANGES. YOU'RE EITHER SO FULL OF SHIT THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER WITH POLIO IS GOING TO STAB YOU WITH A PITCH FORK, OR YOU'RE MISTAKING CLEMENTINES FOR ME GIVING A SHIT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY SO CRAM IT UP YOUR NIMROD AND FIRE BLANKS INTO A BULLETPROOF SHIT PARADE CAUSE YOU'RE SURE AS FUCK NOT POPPING OUT A BABY AND MAKING ME A CRAMMA

AS A POST SCRIPTUM, I HAVE BEEN EATING ORANGES THE SIZE OF BEACH BALLS WHILE I SPEEDBAG YOUR NUTS

AS A POST POST SCRIPTUM, WHO GIVES A FUCK

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #104 on: June 23, 2010, 01:41:43 am »
AHHHHHHHHHH I'M ALL WHIPPED UP INTO A FRENZY

I'M GOING TO THE CORNER STORE
AND BUYING ORANGES
AND THEN I'M COMING BACK TO PUNCH OUT MY MONITOR



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