
I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU SIMPERING JIZZWIT FUCKS TO AN
ORANGE EATING CONTESTYOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED, CRAMULUS STYLE
AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT I STAGGERED DOWNSTAIRS AND STARTED TRASH TALKING MY ROOM MATE. I WAS LIKE,
"I BET I CAN EAT MORE ORANGES THAN YOU IN A DAY." HE WAS LIKE, "ARE WE TALKING ABOUT EATING A
SICKENING AMOUNT OF ORANGES
FOR NO REASON AT ALL?"
I WAS LIKE, "HELL YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
YOU FUCKING ASS TURBAN. I'M GOING TO EAT SO MANY ORANGES I'LL
PISS TANG ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING GRAVE."
HE WAS LIKE "IT'S ON!!!!" AND I SHAT JIZZ EVERYWHERE LIKE THERE WAS A FIRE HOSE COMING OUT OF MY ASS AND THOROUGHLY SATISFYING YOUR MOTHER. SEXUALLY.
SO THIS MORNING ON THE WAY TO WORK I BOUGHT A BAG OF GODDAMN ORANGES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
GIANT SPINNING TURDS WHO DOES NOT TAKE UP THE CHALLENGE IS GOING TO BE ENTERED INTO THE LEDGER OF PEOPLE WHOSE EYE SOCKETS I'M GOING TO ROMANCE
WITH MY ELBOW WHILE I PLAY THE
MEXICAN HAT DANCE ON YOUR
LAME ASS FAIL BALLS.