Holy motherfucking shit, Crabapple trees!
What's that, you say? You don't like crabapples?
Well FUCK YOU. This bitch puts out so many goddamn apples that you seriously don't know what to do with the motherfucking things. You'll choke to death on sour-tinged heaven, and this mean, green, botanical machine will still have enough to feed a fucking army.
You will nom, and you will fucking love it.