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Greetings
« on: July 21, 2010, 06:41:37 pm »
Hello,
 I am Alhazred. You can call me Al, Haz, Red, Alred, Alhaz etc ad nauseum. It is good to be here.


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Re: Greetings
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 06:52:51 pm »
Hello,
 I am Alhazred. You can call me Al, Haz, Red, Alred, Alhaz etc ad nauseum. It is good to be here.



Well, it's certainly good to meet someone for whom the introductions thread is not good enough.  I can't speak for everyone, but I - for one - am always excited when someone so obviously above the level of the hoi polloi comes along to grace us with their presence.

In addition, Mr. Alred, I am guessing from your name that you identify with a certain made up cosmology?  I certainly hope so, because that would be new.

Oh, yeah, and the pool's on the roof.

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 06:53:31 pm »
That is as it should be - and I will call you George
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 06:59:46 pm »
Another cultist? Hmm...I've got my eye on you, George.  I so much as hear the word fthagn...
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 07:12:40 pm »
Another cultist? Hmm...I've got my eye on you, George.  I so much as hear the word fthagn...

Can't swing a dead Hound of Tindalos without hitting one of those Innsmouth pricks, I swear to God.

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 07:58:40 pm »
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Can't swing a dead Hound of Tindalos without hitting one of those Innsmouth pricks, I swear to God.

Oh well, a couple of days here and he'll really know non-Euclidean terror.
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 08:05:05 pm »
Just wait until it's his turn to feed the Thousand Young...

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 08:05:40 pm »
Just wait until it's his turn to feed the Thousand Young...

I told you we needed to tie that goat's tubes.

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 08:06:33 pm »
We're too damn clever for our own good, you know that?

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 08:09:15 pm »
We're too damn clever for our own good, you know that?

And that Pickman guy.  Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?

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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 08:11:25 pm »
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Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?

How could I know that he was going to bring those things with him? Said he needed "inspiration"!
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 08:12:37 pm »
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Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?

How could I know that he was going to bring those things with him? Said he needed "inspiration"!

So you did it.  I bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

(WHO LET THE SHOGGOTHS OUT?  HOOT!  HOOT!)

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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2010, 08:14:54 pm »
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I bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

I'm also the guy who brought in the nightgaunts to scare them off. So, your welcome.
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 08:37:07 pm »
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I bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

I'm also the guy who brought in the nightgaunts to scare them off. So, your welcome.

And they ate Whately's cousin.  Brilliant.

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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 08:38:51 pm »
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And they ate Whately's cousin.  Brilliant.

No one even liked that guy. He smelled like cat urine and simpered all the time.
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