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Greetings
« on: July 21, 2010, 06:41:37 pm »
Hello,
 I am Alhazred. You can call me Al, Haz, Red, Alred, Alhaz etc ad nauseum. It is good to be here.


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Re: Greetings
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 06:52:51 pm »
Hello,
 I am Alhazred. You can call me Al, Haz, Red, Alred, Alhaz etc ad nauseum. It is good to be here.



Well, it's certainly good to meet someone for whom the introductions thread is not good enough.  I can't speak for everyone, but I - for one - am always excited when someone so obviously above the level of the hoi polloi comes along to grace us with their presence.

In addition, Mr. Alred, I am guessing from your name that you identify with a certain made up cosmology?  I certainly hope so, because that would be new.

Oh, yeah, and the pool's on the roof.
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 06:53:31 pm »
That is as it should be - and I will call you George
Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They donít fall out of the sky. They donít pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. Itís what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youíre going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.     St George Carlin

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 06:59:46 pm »
Another cultist? Hmm...I've got my eye on you, George.  I so much as hear the word fthagn...
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 07:12:40 pm »
Another cultist? Hmm...I've got my eye on you, George.  I so much as hear the word fthagn...

Can't swing a dead Hound of Tindalos without hitting one of those Innsmouth pricks, I swear to God.
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-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 07:58:40 pm »
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Can't swing a dead Hound of Tindalos without hitting one of those Innsmouth pricks, I swear to God.

Oh well, a couple of days here and he'll really know non-Euclidean terror.
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 08:05:05 pm »
Just wait until it's his turn to feed the Thousand Young...

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 08:05:40 pm »
Just wait until it's his turn to feed the Thousand Young...

I told you we needed to tie that goat's tubes.
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 08:06:33 pm »
We're too damn clever for our own good, you know that?

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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 08:09:15 pm »
We're too damn clever for our own good, you know that?

And that Pickman guy.  Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

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- The same dumbass.

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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 08:11:25 pm »
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Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?

How could I know that he was going to bring those things with him? Said he needed "inspiration"!
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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 08:12:37 pm »
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Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?

How could I know that he was going to bring those things with him? Said he needed "inspiration"!

So you did it.  I bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

(WHO LET THE SHOGGOTHS OUT?  HOOT!  HOOT!)
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2010, 08:14:54 pm »
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I bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

I'm also the guy who brought in the nightgaunts to scare them off. So, your welcome.
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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 08:37:07 pm »
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I bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

I'm also the guy who brought in the nightgaunts to scare them off. So, your welcome.

And they ate Whately's cousin.  Brilliant.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 08:38:51 pm »
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And they ate Whately's cousin.  Brilliant.

No one even liked that guy. He smelled like cat urine and simpered all the time.
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