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Re: Greetings
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2010, 08:43:46 pm »
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And they ate Whately's cousin.  Brilliant.

No one even liked that guy. He smelled like cat urine and simpered all the time.

Yeah, but he's even more odious as nightgaunt poop.  Nicely done.

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 08:53:26 pm »
I'm not the only one who's done this kind of thing. Why don't you remind everyone of the time you experimented on one of Azatoth's drummers?
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 08:54:27 pm »
I'm not the only one who's done this kind of thing. Why don't you remind everyone of the time you experimented on one of Azatoth's drummers?

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 08:55:29 pm »
I'm not the only one who's done this kind of thing. Why don't you remind everyone of the time you experimented on one of Azatoth's drummers?

Yeah, yeah, and he wound up running some chick through the copy machine.  How the fuck was I supposed to know that would happen?

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« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 08:57:30 pm »
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How the fuck was I supposed to know that would happen?

You don't just do shit like that to someone in the  Nuclear Chaos' jazz band!
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« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2010, 10:04:40 pm »
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Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let HIM in?

How could I know that he was going to bring those things with him? Said he needed "inspiration"!

So you did it.  I bet you're the same guy that let the Shantak Bird into the house.

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« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2010, 11:46:54 pm »
Hello,
 I am Alhazred. You can call me Al, Haz, Red, Alred, Alhaz etc ad nauseum. It is good to be here.



Well, it's certainly good to meet someone for whom the introductions thread is not good enough.  I can't speak for everyone, but I - for one - am always excited when someone so obviously above the level of the hoi polloi comes along to grace us with their presence.

In addition, Mr. Alred, I am guessing from your name that you identify with a certain made up cosmology?  I certainly hope so, because that would be new.

Oh, yeah, and the pool's on the roof.

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2010, 11:49:11 pm »
Side note:
 Perhaps the name Alhazred is a joke all its own.


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Re: Greetings
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2010, 12:12:53 am »

 Oh my, it appears that I have stepped on something I should not.


Yes, and you'll be hearing from AKK's Lawyer.


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Re: Greetings
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2010, 12:57:24 am »
Well, I have satisfied myself that this isn't Eldora.

Pretty sure its not an alt at all, which surprises the hell out of me.

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2010, 01:03:33 am »
She'll crop up sooner or later.

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« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2010, 01:40:12 am »
Oh fuck no!  Anything but that. 
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« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2010, 02:10:02 am »
 I think I got it. Y'all got a sock puppet running around this place from time to time. It ain't me. So ease up on a MF so I can get comfortable here.

Nice to meet you folks and all that down home talk.


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Re: Greetings
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2010, 02:17:20 am »
Were you trying to be funny just there? :?
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2010, 02:20:44 am »
 I have never said or written anything funny in my life.