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Re: Greetings
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2010, 02:31:46 am »
That's not the same as trying, dude/ette.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2010, 02:35:41 am »
 It is dude.

 I have on occasion attempted to be funny but the whole thing with the chicken and the bacon grease just didn't hit people's funny bones the right way.
 There are other plans that just won't really work out any more because I am sure homeland security or TSA is stalking me.

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« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2010, 02:39:11 am »
It is dude.

 I have on occasion attempted to be funny but the whole thing with the chicken and the bacon grease just didn't hit people's funny bones the right way.
 There are other plans that just won't really work out any more because I am sure homeland security or TSA is stalking me.


Heh.  How outlandish.

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« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2010, 02:40:50 am »
Can we just skip to the end of this story?
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« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2010, 02:44:06 am »
Dude I have been trying but just when I think I have seen the stupidest shit ever things keep happening.

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« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2010, 02:52:54 am »
Can we just skip to the end of this story?

No, this sort of thing has to be dragged through every gory step.  You know that.

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« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2010, 02:53:15 am »
Dude I have been trying but just when I think I have seen the stupidest shit ever things keep happening.


Yeah.   :lulz:

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« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2010, 02:56:16 am »
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You know that.

But sometimes wish I didn't. Some things man was not meant to know.
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« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2010, 02:57:06 am »
Can we just skip to the end of this story?

No, this sort of thing has to be dragged through every gory step.  You know that.

 It may take a while because I drink on occasion, just on occasion of course, but sometimes you just want to dump kerosene on everything and watch it burn. I don't of course, that would be crazy.
 My descent into madness has been tempered by compulsive masturbation.

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« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2010, 03:00:43 am »

 It may take a while because I drink on occasion, just on occasion of course, but sometimes you just want to dump kerosene on everything and watch it burn. I don't of course, that would be crazy.
 My descent into madness has been tempered by compulsive masturbation.


Oh, boy.  It's like they all read from the same script.   :lulz:

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Re: Greetings
« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2010, 03:02:47 am »
C'est la vie

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« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2010, 03:03:47 am »
 
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My descent into madness has been tempered by compulsive masturbation.

Wasn't the last one into this? Except he wanted to jerk off in public.
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« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2010, 03:05:11 am »
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My descent into madness has been tempered by compulsive masturbation.

Wasn't the last one into this? Except he wanted to jerk off in public.

Yeah, and the one after him (a retread) is a little obsessed with it, too:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25692.30

Bottom of the page.


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Re: Greetings
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2010, 03:06:06 am »
This guy:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25598.0

It's almost word for word.

ETA:  And just as fucked up and confrontational.  If they weren't several states apart, I'd say they're the same guy.  It's not out of the question...Maybe a change of custody or some shit.  Neither moniker acts like an adult, so it's possible.
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2010, 03:08:13 am »
Sure this isn't the same guy making a repeat appearance?
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