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Undoing the Answers only thread.
« on: July 24, 2010, 12:47:17 am »
So, everyone who posted answers in the ''Answers only'' thread, Beasty respectfully requests that you to go back to your first post there, and repost it here, with the
question that spawned such a hideously surreal response. Then for the second, etc. Only in this way, can we ever hope to regain some kind of control over such a well meant, but ultimately endless thread, before it takes over the whole of the intrawebz.
I'll start then, shall I?

Answer;  Because there were 6 kittens in the litter, and only room for five in the sack.

Question; Why do you keep throwing that kitten into the Canal?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 09:25:12 pm »
Answer;  Well, it isn't going to suck itself!

Question; It looks all red and swollen, is there anything I can do to help?


"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 09:29:39 pm »
Answer; I was just looking after it for a mate, I didn't even ask him what it was!

Question; So how long have you been subscribing to  "Fluffy Monthly" Magazine?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2010, 09:34:14 pm »
Answer; I was just vacuuming the carpet, naked, and I tripped over the cat! And when I got up, all you could see was the tip of his tail. Now pull!

Queastion; Mr Tiddles is missing, have you se . . . . . where are your clothes? Something seems to be sticking out of your arse,   Whaaa. . . ?  MR TIDDLES! *Sceam*
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2010, 10:27:31 pm »
A:  Well, it isn't exactly like the "out of context" thread.  But I can see where you might get confused. 

Q:  Why does this stupid thread seem vaguely familiar? 
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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2010, 10:29:27 pm »
A:  The funny thing is the funnay died in the first one after the first post. 

Q:  WTF?  Another one of these threads?  Really? 

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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2010, 10:32:17 pm »
You'd really be better off joining me in my quest to kill the Questions Only thread.  It's much bigger.

So far my best idea has been to make something similarly bad, and let people realize how shitty it is themselves.

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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2010, 10:33:34 pm »
You'd really be better off joining me in my quest to kill the Questions Only thread.  It's much bigger.

So far my best idea has been to make something similarly bad, and let people realize how shitty it is themselves.
Kinda like this thread, you mean?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2010, 10:37:08 pm »
A:  WEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Q:  What?
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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2010, 10:37:57 pm »
A:   :whack:

Q:   :?
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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2010, 10:38:04 pm »
Answer; Because you don't need to poke every turd that floats by,  to prove that it smells of shit!

Question; Why did you stop responding to Weltberger?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2010, 10:38:57 pm »
:lulz:   Pretty much.


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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2010, 10:45:35 pm »
Answer; Only if you're wearing Latex gloves. If that stuff gets on your skin, you've had it.

Question; Should I clear up the spillage from Dok's 'Wonder Shampoo' science?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 12:50:09 pm »
how much?
i guess a bid is fair
for what?
you know

you know
for what
i guess a bid is fair
how much?
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Re: Undoing the Answers only thread.
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 12:56:05 pm »
oh wait, you mean I have to call pest control?
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