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Re: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 12:20:18 pm »
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The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle overlooking Falmouth Bay in Cornwall.

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Re: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 12:38:03 pm »
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A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".

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Re: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2010, 03:04:57 pm »
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Re: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2010, 03:18:51 pm »
Ooh, I know a great place to x-post this link... :evil:

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Re: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2010, 04:29:23 pm »
Of course, had this been a CADW castle...
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Re: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2010, 07:24:51 pm »
Lemme guess, Cornwall is the Florida of the UK?
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Re: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2010, 07:55:08 pm »
Lemme guess, Cornwall is the Florida of the UK?
If in Florida the most distant relations are cousins, then yes.
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Re: Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2010, 07:59:17 pm »
Lemme guess, Cornwall is the Florida of the UK?
If in Florida the most distant relations are cousins, then yes.

Oh, then it's West Virginia.
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