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got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« on: July 27, 2010, 05:11:08 am »
Leo:

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade ‘n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

Edit: list a sign you'd like to read. :p
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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 05:48:22 am »
Okay normally I ignore the horoscopes but getting one from a real person sounds fun.

Scorpio!

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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 05:50:34 am »
Okay normally I ignore the horoscopes but getting one from a real person sounds fun.

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 Your doctor says your blood pressure is off the charts and you need to kick back. You go home and try desperately to kick your back - ending up with seven slipped discs. Man, you are sure going to get some quality down time now.

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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 05:53:42 am »
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Nice.  :D

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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 05:54:31 am »
What fun!

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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 05:57:50 am »
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 05:58:28 am »
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 06:01:33 am »
What fun!

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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 06:02:18 am »
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Learn to live life to the fullest. Start with a big breakfast. But, hey, nobody lives forever, stop with the fiber already! Oh, and I see good financial news in your future - in about thirty or forty years!

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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2010, 06:05:30 am »
Pisces

Learn to live life to the fullest. Start with a big breakfast. But, hey, nobody lives forever, stop with the fiber already! Oh, and I see good financial news in your future - in about thirty or forty years!

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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2010, 06:08:18 am »
Taurus :)
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2010, 06:10:49 am »
Leo:

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade ‘n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

Edit: list a sign you'd like to read. :p
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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2010, 06:35:47 am »
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