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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2010, 06:11:00 pm »
Leo:

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

Edit: list a sign you'd like to read. :p

Wait.

I'm not a Leo.

I did Leo to start cause it's July. :p


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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2010, 06:12:00 pm »
Leo:

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

Edit: list a sign you'd like to read. :p

Wait.

I'm not a Leo.

I did Leo to start cause it's July. :p



Oh, um, erm, never mind, then.

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« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2010, 06:15:00 pm »
Leo:

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

Edit: list a sign you'd like to read. :p

Wait.

I'm not a Leo.

I did Leo to start cause it's July. :p



Oh, um, erm, never mind, then.

NO YOU GET YOURS!!!! MUHAHAHAHA! ahem....

You get told you have to guard a button and ordered not to touch it. You give in after 30 seconds.


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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2010, 06:17:07 pm »
Leo:

It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.

Edit: list a sign you'd like to read. :p

Wait.

I'm not a Leo.

I did Leo to start cause it's July. :p



Oh, um, erm, never mind, then.

NO YOU GET YOURS!!!! MUHAHAHAHA! ahem....

You get told you have to guard a button and ordered not to touch it. You give in after 30 seconds.



Well, duh.  We Scorpios can't resist shiny, red, candy-like buttons.

But do I get to wear my Strawberry Shortcake getup?

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2010, 06:19:07 pm »
^ NO! wait, YES!

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« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2010, 06:22:58 pm »
I think when you do Scorpio you cover about half of pd.com

There seems to be a lot of us.

Which would explain a lot. 
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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2010, 06:23:36 pm »

Libra  :wink:

Attention Libra! I'm sorry to report that in the next few months you'll discover a large ugly lump on your neck. It's your HEAD! Mwaahaahaahaa! So don't pick at it, it'll just make it worse.

I want a new one. Zorak told me this years ago.

also, your avatar is KILLING ME!  :lulz:

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« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2010, 06:35:04 pm »

Libra  :wink:

Attention Libra! I'm sorry to report that in the next few months you'll discover a large ugly lump on your neck. It's your HEAD! Mwaahaahaahaa! So don't pick at it, it'll just make it worse.

I want a new one. Zorak told me this years ago.

also, your avatar is KILLING ME!  :lulz:

I'll kill that crustacean!!

Your  partner deeply regrets the little tiff with your mother at your Uncle's funeral, especially the incident with the eyelids, elastic bands and matchsticks. Its time to make amends and heal the rift. Arrange a nice little family get together and make sure they get the chance to sit right next to each other.  At the same dinner your dad will have a skin tag cut off of his inner thigh next to his balls and he can't see it to
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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2010, 06:57:37 pm »
Capricorn?

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« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2010, 07:11:19 pm »
Capricorn?

You will die of venereal disease. You figure that you can put off washing your clothes for one more week. You are fantastic in bed this month but your personality more than counteracts this. You will be involved in a disastrous incident involving falling.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2010, 08:43:57 pm »
AAARRRRIIIIIIEEEESSS
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2010, 09:35:01 pm »
AAARRRRIIIIIIEEEESSS

yay, another Aries.

You don't do much of anything and are lazy. Do you split the month up between soup kitchens and playgrounds or is it more of a Jekyll and Hyde thing? But that's none of your concern as you become closely acquainted with the STD treatment business, something which will last the rest of your isolated itchy life.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2010, 03:53:54 am »
Taurus :)

Taurus :)
Ditto.

Attention, Taurus. Stop with the caveman fantasy, Conan, it's time you washed your hair. It smells funny. While you're at it you might as well wash ALL over. Stop using water conservation as an excuse to be stinky! You know why your girlfriend hasn't complained about it? 'Cause she won't come near ya, that's why.
:lulz: I'm pretty sure that neither me nor DU have a girlfriend right now.
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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2010, 01:02:32 pm »
Taurus :)

Taurus :)
Ditto.

Attention, Taurus. Stop with the caveman fantasy, Conan, it's time you washed your hair. It smells funny. While you're at it you might as well wash ALL over. Stop using water conservation as an excuse to be stinky! You know why your girlfriend hasn't complained about it? 'Cause she won't come near ya, that's why.
:lulz: I'm pretty sure that neither me nor DU have a girlfriend right now.
That you know of.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2010, 05:14:02 pm »
Okay, Leo... But with my moon in Cancer.
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