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Jenne

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2010, 05:17:32 pm »
Cancer!

 well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2010, 06:09:15 pm »
Cancer!

 well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

Don't feel bad Jenne.....  look at mine.....

Capricorn?

You will die of venereal disease. You figure that you can put off washing your clothes for one more week. You are fantastic in bed this month but your personality more than counteracts this. You will be involved in a disastrous incident involving falling.

After the last couple of months I had I really cried!!  :cry:

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2010, 06:31:34 pm »
Poor Khara, I guess by comparison, mine's pretty benign.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2010, 06:42:08 pm »
Cancer!

 well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

Horoscopes are rarely healthy for anyone. I liked this one though. Must avoid eating pillows in the future.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2010, 06:45:11 pm »
Cancer!

 well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

Horoscopes are rarely healthy for anyone. I liked this one though. Must avoid eating pillows in the future.


well...gives a new meaning to "cotton mouth"...

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2010, 07:30:35 pm »
Cancer!

 well anyways, the moral of the story is, you wack off onto your pillow and eat it.



:(  Dis is not healthy for Jenne. (who is pssst! Cancerian)

Horoscopes are rarely healthy for anyone. I liked this one though. Must avoid eating pillows in the future.


well...gives a new meaning to "cotton mouth"...

Dear god, chili cheese fritos out the nose....

 :argh!:

THE PAIN!!!

I'm still dying here.

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2010, 07:31:47 pm »
 :thanks:

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Re: got i'm bored....WHO WANTS A HORRORSCOPE?
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2010, 09:08:45 pm »
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Dear god, chili cheese fritos out the nose....


You should get that carved to your tombstone.