The Secret Histories, #1

[Adios]

I'm curious. is this thread just a mental excersize, or is it going to lead to ideas about how to speed up the process of this demise?

Sorry, I am too busy putting a years worth of food and water. 

[Doktor Howl]

I'm curious. is this thread just a mental excersize, or is it going to lead to ideas about how to speed up the process of this demise?

Neither.  It's just documentation of facts.  A study in Horror™, if you will.

[Freeky Queen of DERP]

Oh. I see.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

[Freeky Queen of DERP]

Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

[Doktor Howl]

Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

[Freeky Queen of DERP]

Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

That's not what I want to hear. I want to hear about how I can hurry this shit up so that things can maybe start to get better possibly. Or something...

[Doktor Howl]

Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

That's not what I want to hear. I want to hear about how I can hurry this shit up so that things can maybe start to get better possibly. Or something...

I bet you skip to the last page of a mystery novel before reading it, right?

[Adios]

Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

 

[Freeky Queen of DERP]

I bet you skip to the last page of a mystery novel before reading it, right?

How did you guess?

[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.

[Adios]

It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.

I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

"Aim for the blue helmets!"
  \

[Doktor Howl]

It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.

I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

Paid for by whom?   

[Freeky Queen of DERP]

It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.

I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they'd leave us to wallow and bow ourselves up until the dust settled, and then come scavenge. It's what i'd do, if it were someone I hated.