Author Topic: The Secret Histories, #1  (Read 9735 times)

Adios

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 96724
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2010, 04:51:19 pm »
I'm curious. is this thread just a mental excersize, or is it going to lead to ideas about how to speed up the process of this demise?


Sorry, I am too busy putting a years worth of food and water.  :lulz:

Doktor Howl

  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 337643
  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2010, 04:56:11 pm »
I'm curious. is this thread just a mental excersize, or is it going to lead to ideas about how to speed up the process of this demise?

Neither.  It's just documentation of facts.  A study in Horror™, if you will.
Don't tell me what to fucking do.  In exchange, I will not tell you what to fucking do.  Note that mocking each other's actions is still permissable under this system.

Freeky Queen of DERP

  • Out of order: Please notify The Mgt.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 175592
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2010, 04:59:21 pm »
Oh. I see.
Motorized Clutchless Love Augur of Last Night's Faux Pas

Doktor Howl

  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 337643
  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2010, 05:00:12 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.
Don't tell me what to fucking do.  In exchange, I will not tell you what to fucking do.  Note that mocking each other's actions is still permissable under this system.

Freeky Queen of DERP

  • Out of order: Please notify The Mgt.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 175592
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2010, 05:02:35 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?
Motorized Clutchless Love Augur of Last Night's Faux Pas

Doktor Howl

  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 337643
  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2010, 05:05:09 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.
Don't tell me what to fucking do.  In exchange, I will not tell you what to fucking do.  Note that mocking each other's actions is still permissable under this system.

Freeky Queen of DERP

  • Out of order: Please notify The Mgt.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 175592
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2010, 05:08:20 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

That's not what I want to hear. I want to hear about how I can hurry this shit up so that things can maybe start to get better possibly. Or something...
Motorized Clutchless Love Augur of Last Night's Faux Pas

Doktor Howl

  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 337643
  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2010, 05:10:37 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

That's not what I want to hear. I want to hear about how I can hurry this shit up so that things can maybe start to get better possibly. Or something...

I bet you skip to the last page of a mystery novel before reading it, right?
Don't tell me what to fucking do.  In exchange, I will not tell you what to fucking do.  Note that mocking each other's actions is still permissable under this system.

Adios

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 96724
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2010, 05:11:28 pm »
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

 :lulz:

Freeky Queen of DERP

  • Out of order: Please notify The Mgt.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 175592
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2010, 05:14:05 pm »
I bet you skip to the last page of a mystery novel before reading it, right?

How did you guess? ;)
Motorized Clutchless Love Augur of Last Night's Faux Pas

LMNO, PhD (life continues)

  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 82083
  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
    • View Profile
    • Earfatigue Productions: When it has to sound like you give a shit.
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2010, 05:16:34 pm »
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.

LMNO
Pope/Wrought Iron Instigator
First Church of Last Exit Before Toll
The Spider Project.

Buy the Chao te Ching, or be doomed forever.

http://www.stonybrook.edu/sb/marburger/index.shtml

"Get offa me, you freaks!  This is not North Korea.  No.  This is America, and I expect to be PAID for that sort of nonsense.  In advance.  No credit...Cash on the barrelhead or GTFO.  I swear to God, there's nothing more annoying than commie perverts who don't understand the intrinsic value of the free market system."

Adios

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 96724
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2010, 05:19:02 pm »
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.



I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

LMNO, PhD (life continues)

  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 82083
  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
    • View Profile
    • Earfatigue Productions: When it has to sound like you give a shit.
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2010, 05:20:00 pm »
"Aim for the blue helmets!"
  \
:chickenhawk:
LMNO
Pope/Wrought Iron Instigator
First Church of Last Exit Before Toll
The Spider Project.

Buy the Chao te Ching, or be doomed forever.

http://www.stonybrook.edu/sb/marburger/index.shtml

"Get offa me, you freaks!  This is not North Korea.  No.  This is America, and I expect to be PAID for that sort of nonsense.  In advance.  No credit...Cash on the barrelhead or GTFO.  I swear to God, there's nothing more annoying than commie perverts who don't understand the intrinsic value of the free market system."

Doktor Howl

  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 337643
  • MECHANICALLY SEPARATED MEAT HOLE
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2010, 05:20:32 pm »
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.



I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

Paid for by whom?   :lulz:
Don't tell me what to fucking do.  In exchange, I will not tell you what to fucking do.  Note that mocking each other's actions is still permissable under this system.

Freeky Queen of DERP

  • Out of order: Please notify The Mgt.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 175592
    • View Profile
Re: The Secret Histories, #1
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2010, 05:20:49 pm »
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.



I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they'd leave us to wallow and bow ourselves up until the dust settled, and then come scavenge. It's what i'd do, if it were someone I hated.
Motorized Clutchless Love Augur of Last Night's Faux Pas