Oh. I see.
We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys. We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.
That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?
LARPing, unless I miss my guess. In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding
I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong. Unprofessional.