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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2010, 08:00:37 pm »
Not that bad. Mild 2nd degree in a couple of spots. And if bacteria knows what's good for it, it will be terrified of inhabiting me.
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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2010, 08:52:27 pm »
Not that bad. Mild 2nd degree in a couple of spots. And if bacteria knows what's good for it, it will be terrified of inhabiting me.

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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2010, 09:01:50 pm »
Not that bad. Mild 2nd degree in a couple of spots. And if bacteria knows what's good for it, it will be terrified of inhabiting me.

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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2010, 09:11:11 pm »
ECH, I hope you recover quickly.  Burns are a terrible thing. 


lucky for me the only things that got more than a spattering were my hands, which are impervious to heat. Well, they're fairly well burned but the nerve endings have been dead for years now so it doesn't bother me at all.

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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2010, 09:23:01 pm »
Aloe gel and toothpaste.  Sounds disgusting but it works.

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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2010, 09:41:42 pm »
Aloe gel and toothpaste.  Sounds disgusting but it works.

Huh.  Will have to remember that.  Just grease burns or others as well, like sunburn?

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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2010, 07:16:45 am »
Aloe gel and toothpaste.  Sounds disgusting but it works.

Huh.  Will have to remember that.  Just grease burns or others as well, like sunburn?

Um no, I'm pretty sure she was talking about seasoning for the conch chowder.
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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2010, 01:07:37 pm »
Aloe gel and toothpaste.  Sounds disgusting but it works.

Huh.  Will have to remember that.  Just grease burns or others as well, like sunburn?

Any 1st or 2nd degree burn.  I don't know that I would spread it over a large area because it's a bit sticky.  When I was in the shelter in FL I burned my hand very badly.  This little lady from Guatamala came over with a huge leaf of aloe and some toothpaste and started mixing it up.  She put it on my hand and the relief was immediate. 

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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2010, 01:08:09 pm »
Aloe gel and toothpaste.  Sounds disgusting but it works.

Huh.  Will have to remember that.  Just grease burns or others as well, like sunburn?

Um no, I'm pretty sure she was talking about seasoning for the conch chowder.

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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2010, 08:07:25 pm »
Aloe gel and toothpaste.  Sounds disgusting but it works.

Huh.  Will have to remember that.  Just grease burns or others as well, like sunburn?

Um no, I'm pretty sure she was talking about seasoning for the conch chowder.

:lulz:  Ok, will take it on advisement, then. ;)

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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2010, 08:08:18 pm »
Aloe gel and toothpaste.  Sounds disgusting but it works.

Huh.  Will have to remember that.  Just grease burns or others as well, like sunburn?

Any 1st or 2nd degree burn.  I don't know that I would spread it over a large area because it's a bit sticky.  When I was in the shelter in FL I burned my hand very badly.  This little lady from Guatamala came over with a huge leaf of aloe and some toothpaste and started mixing it up.  She put it on my hand and the relief was immediate. 

I'm betting the cooling agent of the toothpaste mixed with the soothing hydration of the aloe is why.  Awesome formula!

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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2010, 04:19:59 am »
yeah, Aloe is an amazing cure for burns. My father had a friend who, while working at the boat yard, was caught in a turpentine/fiberglass/gasoline explosion and the only reason he survived was that there was an aloe vera patch growing next to the boat yard.
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Re: Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2010, 01:12:46 am »
I don't know, toothpaste has a lot of abrasive stuff that might end up irritating a wound in the long run.
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