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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #975 on: November 20, 2010, 03:17:39 am »
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?

Incidentally, if you read on far enough in the Discworld series, you'll find out a half brick in a sock can be an incredibly potent weapon, in the right hands.

I'm about half way through it, and yes.

Also, doesn't Queen Elizabeth II carry a brick in that purse of hers?
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #976 on: November 20, 2010, 03:27:54 am »
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?

Incidentally, if you read on far enough in the Discworld series, you'll find out a half brick in a sock can be an incredibly potent weapon, in the right hands.

I'm about half way through it, and yes.

Also, doesn't Queen Elizabeth II carry a brick in that purse of hers?
Not sure. I know her Mother did, and Thatcher keeps her stillborn Twin Sister's mummified remains in her's. I heard the Queen keeps a dart pistol full of ketamine knock down darts, to calm the Greek down whenever he gets the whiff of a smelly Mare. He was the infamous "Hampstead Heath Horse Botherer" until Prince Anne gelded the fucker with a Bull Terrier.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #977 on: November 20, 2010, 03:29:30 am »
You also have levels, and can use things you throw as magic missiles. 


Bricks?

Incidentally, if you read on far enough in the Discworld series, you'll find out a half brick in a sock can be an incredibly potent weapon, in the right hands.

I'm about half way through it, and yes.

Also, doesn't Queen Elizabeth II carry a brick in that purse of hers?
Not sure. I know her Mother did, and Thatcher keeps her stillborn Twin Sister's mummified remains in her's. I heard the Queen keeps a dart pistol full of ketamine knock down darts, to calm the Greek down whenever he gets the whiff of a smelly Mare. He was the infamous "Hampstead Heath Horse Botherer" until Prince Anne gelded the fucker with a Bull Terrier.

Oh, but she does.  I've BEEN to England, and I've seen the casualty list of tourists that have fallen afoul of her rampages.
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« Reply #978 on: November 20, 2010, 03:43:04 am »
Her Bull Terriers have been banned from Buck House, by the Queen, for tearing one of her Dorgis to shreds in front of a shitload of Tourists. They hunted it down, cornered it in a Gazebo, in full view, and proceeded to rip it apart, totally oblivious to Three Guardsmen clubbing the fuck out of them with Rifle butts.

Phil: "Anne, Sweety, your fucking Pitbulls have murdered another of Mummies scabby little mongrels"

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"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #979 on: November 20, 2010, 03:34:57 pm »
I've never actually done Amtgard but I've been told by everyone it's much less fighting and much more roleplay than Dagorhir/Belegarth.  You don't actually fight, it's more like tag. 

So, like kids playing guns, only with barbies included?
Uhm, I don't see how you could think of it that way but if it makes sense to you, sure.

Well, it's make believe without either rolling dice1 or thumping people with shit (thumping people with shit is an excuse for anything).


1  Pen & paper is the only acceptable form of roleplaying according the 2008 Tucson Synod, and Tucson is the Holy City™ of Eris.

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You wont be pleased by what I've been getting up to on one of my game nights then  :x

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #980 on: November 20, 2010, 11:59:25 pm »
Her Bull Terriers have been banned from Buck House, by the Queen, for tearing one of her Dorgis to shreds in front of a shitload of Tourists. They hunted it down, cornered it in a Gazebo, in full

That word, always reminds me of http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #981 on: November 21, 2010, 12:22:02 am »
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #982 on: November 21, 2010, 12:28:32 am »
You're very pretty.
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #983 on: November 21, 2010, 12:33:54 am »
Your sweet thanks hon. Muahhh

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #984 on: November 21, 2010, 12:43:58 am »
Her Bull Terriers have been banned from Buck House, by the Queen, for tearing one of her Dorgis to shreds in front of a shitload of Tourists. They hunted it down, cornered it in a Gazebo, in full

That word, always reminds me of http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html
Those Gazebos are tricky bastards. Worse than Shrubberys, if you ask me.
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #985 on: November 21, 2010, 07:54:33 am »
It's been too long, ya'll. I feel like I need to re-introduce myself. So, hello again :)
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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #986 on: November 21, 2010, 09:13:01 pm »
I am TDM.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
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« Reply #987 on: November 21, 2010, 09:35:54 pm »
I am TDM.
Hi TDM, just how dark are you then? Are you part of a particular order of Monks? If so, are they Secular, Non Secular, Trappist, or what?  Do you have a Dark Abbot who instructs you in your darkness? Does he eschew the light completely? (without bumping into things) or is the darkness more of a spiritual darkness? Are you awaiting the arrival of a Light bringer, who will lead the faithful to some Nirvana, or state of perpetual bliss?
I'm only banging on like this because 6 letter intros are really rather limited in the information they divulge to the reader. (Although your's is six letters longer than mine was, so well done) So welcome to PD.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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« Reply #988 on: November 21, 2010, 09:41:25 pm »
It's been too long, ya'll. I feel like I need to re-introduce myself. So, hello again :)
Hi Disco Uke, (again) Still not found your Disco accordian then?
Looks like that might be gone for good. This fella has a good Disco Ukelele though, so maybe you can get a tip or two from him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-pLBQ2D7k
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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Re: Allow me to introduce myself...
« Reply #989 on: November 21, 2010, 09:41:35 pm »