Her Bull Terriers have been banned from Buck House, by the Queen, for tearing one of her Dorgis to shreds in front of a shitload of Tourists. They hunted it down, cornered it in a Gazebo, in full view, and proceeded to rip it apart, totally oblivious to Three Guardsmen clubbing the fuck out of them with Rifle butts.
Phil: "Anne, Sweety, your fucking Pitbulls have murdered another of Mummies scabby little mongrels"
"Annie How's yer fanny" (Her family nickname) "They're not Pitbulls, you senile old Jaffa, call them that again, and I'll tell Mummy about you and the Cartland Woman. Now Giddyup!"