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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2015, 04:48:42 am »
This isn't a recipe per se, but when making grilled cheese, try using Swiss or Munster cheese instead of American cheese. My experience has been that it tastes a lot better.
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2015, 05:00:49 am »
This isn't a recipe per se, but when making grilled cheese, try using Swiss or Munster cheese instead of American cheese. My experience has been that it tastes a lot better.

Anything tastes better than American cheese.
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2015, 05:01:32 am »
This isn't a recipe per se, but when making grilled cheese, try using Swiss or Munster cheese instead of American cheese. My experience has been that it tastes a lot better.

Anything tastes better than American cheese.

Even Kraft imitation American cheese?
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2015, 05:34:17 am »
This isn't a recipe per se, but when making grilled cheese, try using Swiss or Munster cheese instead of American cheese. My experience has been that it tastes a lot better.

Anything tastes better than American cheese.

Even Kraft imitation American cheese?

I think that if you re-examine your misconception, you will find that that is not "imitation" American cheese.
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2015, 05:54:10 am »
This isn't a recipe per se, but when making grilled cheese, try using Swiss or Munster cheese instead of American cheese. My experience has been that it tastes a lot better.

Anything tastes better than American cheese.

Even Kraft imitation American cheese?

I think that if you re-examine your misconception, you will find that that is not "imitation" American cheese.


No, regular american cheese contains some non-zero percentage of mild cheddar, whereas Kraft Singles don't contain any cheese at all. I believe they're made of a mixture of milk byproducts and petroleum byproducts.


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but in all seriousness, iirc Kraft doesn't seem to use rennet, making its statis as chesse questionable. Whereas regular american cheese, iirc, is just ordimary mild cheddar plus an assload of additives.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2015, 06:03:14 am by Prelate Diogenes Shandor »
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2015, 03:21:20 pm »
This isn't a recipe per se, but when making grilled cheese, try using Swiss or Munster cheese instead of American cheese. My experience has been that it tastes a lot better.

Anything tastes better than American cheese.

Even Kraft imitation American cheese?

I think that if you re-examine your misconception, you will find that that is not "imitation" American cheese.


No, regular american cheese contains some non-zero percentage of mild cheddar, whereas Kraft Singles don't contain any cheese at all. I believe they're made of a mixture of milk byproducts and petroleum byproducts.


EDIT:
but in all seriousness, iirc Kraft doesn't seem to use rennet, making its statis as chesse questionable. Whereas regular american cheese, iirc, is just ordimary mild cheddar plus an assload of additives.

You didn't specify Kraft Singles, which are an American Cheese food product, not imitation American Cheese. There are laws governing what these things mean, the labels aren't arbitrary. American cheese is a processed cheese made from cheddar. American cheese food products are additionally processed American cheese. Kraft is a major producer of American cheese, as well as American cheese food products like spray cheese and singles.
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2015, 03:23:37 pm »
For reasons that even I don't really understand, I went on an American cheese research binge a few months ago. Probably procrastinating homework.
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2015, 03:26:43 pm »
This isn't a recipe per se, but when making grilled cheese, try using Swiss or Munster cheese instead of American cheese. My experience has been that it tastes a lot better.

Ahem: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=35558.0
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2015, 03:30:35 pm »
This isn't a recipe per se, but when making grilled cheese, try using Swiss or Munster cheese instead of American cheese. My experience has been that it tastes a lot better.

Ahem: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=35558.0

This explains so much.
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2015, 03:32:28 pm »
This isn't a recipe per se, but when making grilled cheese, try using Swiss or Munster cheese instead of American cheese. My experience has been that it tastes a lot better.

Ahem: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=35558.0

This explains so much.

It was a fun argue thread :)
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2015, 11:31:32 pm »
Depends on the brand.  Some sliced cheese is in fact nothing but lard bound by industrial alcohol (chemically similar to a Twinkie).

Some is actual cheese.

On the other hand, I like this false catagorization/exclusionary trend, and will now state that cheese is only cheese if you make it yourself from raw milk.

I am of the firm opinion that anything is cheese if you just call it cheese.

You sir, are a philistine and a sell out to Big Cheese.

Hey, call me whatever you want. I'm going to go enjoy my medium-rare cheese with cheese chutney.

This was up there with that NaNoWriMo argument I had with Nigel as one of my favorite interactions I've had on PD. We're seriously just a bunch of fucking dickheads.   :lulz:
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2015, 09:54:17 pm »
Depends on the brand.  Some sliced cheese is in fact nothing but lard bound by industrial alcohol (chemically similar to a Twinkie).

Some is actual cheese.

On the other hand, I like this false catagorization/exclusionary trend, and will now state that cheese is only cheese if you make it yourself from raw milk.

I am of the firm opinion that anything is cheese if you just call it cheese.

You sir, are a philistine and a sell out to Big Cheese.

Hey, call me whatever you want. I'm going to go enjoy my medium-rare cheese with cheese chutney.

This was up there with that NaNoWriMo argument I had with Nigel as one of my favorite interactions I've had on PD. We're seriously just a bunch of fucking dickheads.   :lulz:

This is so, so true.  :lulz:
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #43 on: February 25, 2015, 12:29:04 am »
Reposted from something I wrote on another thread

I just remembered a really weird type of sandwich that they used to sell at a food truck at college. I forget the name (of the sandwich. The truck was called Pyramid Pizza) and I've never tried to put one together myself but it seems rather elementary...

You'll need:

2 hotdogs
a hoagie/hero/grinder/sub roll
french fries
Ketchup
Cheese whiz
Honey mustard

Directions:
1.) Heat up hotdogs and fries
2.) Lay hotdogs end to end in hoagie/sub/grinder roll
3.) add ketchup, mustard, and cheese-whiz
4.) jam fries into roll above hotdogs
5.) garnish with more ketchup, mustard, and spray cheese

This was one of the less weird sandwiches that they sold.
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Re: PD Recipe Thread
« Reply #44 on: March 11, 2015, 07:15:43 pm »
Quote from: The Forme of Cury
Take gode broth and do in an erthen pot, take flour of payndemayn and make erof past with water. and make erof thynne foyles as paper [2] with a roller, drye it harde and see it in broth take Chese ruayn [3] grated and lay it in disshes with powdour douce. and lay eron loseyns isode as hoole as ou mizt [4]. and above powdour and chese, and so twyse or thryse, & serue it forth.

[1] Loseyns. Vide in Gloss. [2] foyles as paper. Leaves of paste as thin as paper. [3] Chese ruyan. 166. Vide Gloss. [4] mizt. Might, i.e. can.

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