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P3nT's Shoops
« on: September 07, 2010, 03:32:06 pm »
So I aint been around much lately. Here's what I've been up to..


Rubber and String


French Restaurant Retirement Plan


Bella Bela


The Hermit


Snap Happy


Did I make you hard?


Nobody here but us streetlights


The Shawshank Exorcism


Circumstantial Evidence


Preservation
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Re: P3nT's Shoops
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2010, 03:34:51 pm »
dude, these are awesome! definitely saving these to my Awesome Pix folder when I get home.


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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2010, 03:40:19 pm »
Meant to say - if you click on them it goes to the comp site then, hover over the pic and some buttons will pop up - "zoom" shows it off in extra juicy bigness
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Re: P3nT's Shoops
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2010, 04:14:03 pm »
neat :)

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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2010, 06:30:16 pm »
Fucking amazing.

But no excuse for leaving me here with a pack of colonials.
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2010, 08:14:09 pm »
Like I need an excuse. Anyway I didn't leave you alone with them I left them alone with you. I trust you haven't performed "science" on too many of them?
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2010, 08:21:47 pm »
Like I need an excuse. Anyway I didn't leave you alone with them I left them alone with you. I trust you haven't performed "science" on too many of them?

Maybe.

But I was provoked.
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2010, 08:31:02 pm »
Idle curiosity would never stand as provocation in a court of law :argh!:
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2010, 08:54:42 pm »
Idle curiosity would never stand as provocation in a court of law :argh!:

They also annoyed me.  Repeatedly.  In addition, I have made it known that I don't prefer to share my planet with monkeys, yet they will not leave.  They can't even clean up after themselves, and they breed irresponsibly.  They make a horrible noise when you kick them, and they shit anywhere they want.  Plus, they act in ways that defy logic, and bother me while I'm fucking off at work.


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Re: P3nT's Shoops
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2010, 09:35:12 pm »
Those are absolutely awesome! 

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2010, 01:14:41 am »
Outstanding stuff, Pent.

What spurred you to make these?
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2010, 01:16:03 am »
Yeah, those are goodstuff.
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2010, 07:25:43 am »
Outstanding stuff, Pent.

What spurred you to make these?

I was bored and entered one for their competitions. I scored for shit so I tried again and did better. Then I won the top spot with this


At that point I was hooked. The competitions give a theme and a deadline which makes it easier for me to to concentrate on what I'm doing and sort of motivates me to finish. Any time I've tried anything like this before I lose interest and, 9 times out of 10 will delete the shit without even saving it. I'm having a lot of fun here - makes me feel like the artist I've always wanted to be.
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Re: P3nT's Shoops
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2010, 07:40:40 am »
These are awesome. 

So many talented people here.

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Re: P3nT's Shoops
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 10:37:43 pm »
These are amazing!

Good thing all the copyrights are owned by SSOOKN Inc.

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