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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2010, 01:22:33 am »
Brb starting Clown political party.

This is genius. What better antidote to the Tea Party? It's better than the Pretty Pony Party - vote for a Clown!

Im doing this.

In 2 years Im running for Congress under the Clown party.
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2010, 01:39:13 am »
Please establish your aliases with the election commission, every write in for 'Lord glittersnatch' will be a victory.
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2010, 01:43:42 am »
Please establish your aliases with the election commission, every write in for 'Lord glittersnatch' will be a victory.

If you run for President I WILL vote for you.
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2010, 02:21:07 am »
Brb starting Clown political party.

This is genius. What better antidote to the Tea Party? It's better than the Pretty Pony Party - vote for a Clown!

Im doing this.

In 2 years Im running for Congress under the Clown party.

I'll head up the Oregon Clown Party so that I can run on the Clown platform when I begin  my political career. Which I already accidentally started, but oh well.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2010, 02:21:49 am »
Please establish your aliases with the election commission, every write in for 'Lord glittersnatch' will be a victory.

If you run for President I WILL vote for you.

2012 shall be the year of the clown.

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2010, 03:01:26 am »
I'm down for this. California Clown Party FTW.
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2010, 03:03:49 am »
I'm down for this. California Clown Party FTW.

We need campaign posters, we need a symbol.

We already have a slogan, "It cant possibly get worse."
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2010, 03:13:10 am »
A clown leading a donkey and an elephant on a leash? Probably silly, but less silly than about six of the ideas that popped in my head.
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2010, 03:15:45 am »
Just a clown is fine, I think. It can't be too hard to make into a simple stylized logo.

Or maybe a pig.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2010, 04:21:28 am »
I'm down for this. California Clown Party FTW.

We need campaign posters, we need a symbol.

We already have a slogan, "It cant possibly get worse."

It can ALWAYS get worse. ALWAYS.
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2010, 04:32:50 am »
I'm down for this. California Clown Party FTW.

We need campaign posters, we need a symbol.

We already have a slogan, "It cant possibly get worse."

It can ALWAYS get worse. ALWAYS.

This is politics. The facts are irrelevant.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2010, 07:20:33 am »
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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2010, 08:07:27 am »


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          that's nothin'! here in the states, we had an illiterate clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS!!
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"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2010, 02:11:25 pm »


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          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMSevery president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink: