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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2010, 02:32:15 pm »
I'm down for this. California Clown Party FTW.

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We already have a slogan, "It cant possibly get worse."

It can ALWAYS get worse. ALWAYS.

"It cant possibly get worse. Just funnier."

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2010, 10:04:19 pm »
"VOTE FOR A CLOWN!
Because, let's face it, you were going to, anyway."
Or
"VOTE FOR A CLOWN!
It's not like you have any other choice."
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2010, 10:59:57 pm »
"Why vote for the less funny of two clowns?"
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2010, 11:53:10 pm »
Off With The Velvet Glove, On with The Clownshoes!

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2010, 02:39:12 am »


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          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMSevery president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2010, 01:26:35 pm »
my Brazilian roommate and his brother are ECSTATIC about this. They think it's the best thing to happen to Brazilian politics since hot wax was invented.

"So who is this guy?" I asked

"He has like four teeth. That's his thing," one of 'em said. "OH and he had that really funny song in the 1990s. What was it called. I don't know. But it was really funny. That's when he was popular."


"He's REALLY dumb," said one of 'em. "He can't read. He doesn't speak Portuguese very well, it sounds to other people like he's maybe a just little bit retarded."

"So he's like Brazil's Krusty the Clown?" I asked

"Yeah that's actually a pretty good way to describe him. I'm gonna vote for him for PRESIDENTE."





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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2010, 01:46:56 pm »


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          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate idiot puppet clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS every president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!

Better?  :lulz:

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #37 on: October 08, 2010, 01:59:34 am »


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          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate idiot puppet clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS every president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!

Better?  :lulz:

WELL,

          you've certainly got hotpants for lincoln!
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #38 on: October 08, 2010, 06:32:28 am »
my Brazilian roommate and his brother are ECSTATIC about this. They think it's the best thing to happen to Brazilian politics since hot wax was invented.

"So who is this guy?" I asked

"He has like four teeth. That's his thing," one of 'em said. "OH and he had that really funny song in the 1990s. What was it called. I don't know. But it was really funny. That's when he was popular."


"He's REALLY dumb," said one of 'em. "He can't read. He doesn't speak Portuguese very well, it sounds to other people like he's maybe a just little bit retarded."

"So he's like Brazil's Krusty the Clown?" I asked

"Yeah that's actually a pretty good way to describe him. I'm gonna vote for him for PRESIDENTE."






Are we going to let Brazil have the last laugh on this?

NO.

We need someone STUPIDER.  Someone CLOWNIER.  Someone that barely speaks English, and can't speak anything else at all.  And has even FEWER teeth.

And wasn't even POPULAR.

That'll show them.  Oh, yes.  That will show them ALL.

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #39 on: October 08, 2010, 08:21:56 am »
I think Basil Marseux is still available.

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2010, 03:09:12 pm »


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          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate idiot puppet clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS every president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!

Better?  :lulz:

WELL,

          you've certainly got hotpants for lincoln!

EWWWWW!

I just think he was the last president with a spine!

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2010, 03:10:48 pm »
my Brazilian roommate and his brother are ECSTATIC about this. They think it's the best thing to happen to Brazilian politics since hot wax was invented.

"So who is this guy?" I asked

"He has like four teeth. That's his thing," one of 'em said. "OH and he had that really funny song in the 1990s. What was it called. I don't know. But it was really funny. That's when he was popular."


"He's REALLY dumb," said one of 'em. "He can't read. He doesn't speak Portuguese very well, it sounds to other people like he's maybe a just little bit retarded."

"So he's like Brazil's Krusty the Clown?" I asked

"Yeah that's actually a pretty good way to describe him. I'm gonna vote for him for PRESIDENTE."






Are we going to let Brazil have the last laugh on this?

NO.

We need someone STUPIDER.  Someone CLOWNIER.  Someone that barely speaks English, and can't speak anything else at all.  And has even FEWER teeth.

And wasn't even POPULAR.

That'll show them.  Oh, yes.  That will show them ALL.

But Sig, he's already served two terms, we can't elect him again.

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #42 on: October 08, 2010, 04:03:38 pm »
This just made my otherwise shitty day amazing

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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2010, 04:37:20 pm »


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          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate idiot puppet clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS every president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!

Better?  :lulz:

WELL,

          you've certainly got hotpants for lincoln!

EWWWWW!

I just think he was the last president with a spine!

Eh, he's remembered as a better president than he actually was. Originally he had no strong interest in abolishing slavery, just preventing its spreading. His main concern was maintaining the Union and preventing secession. He also trampled on the constitution a little.

But, in comparison to most other presidents he wasn't too bad. And he had a wicked sense of humor.
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Re: Illiterate clown elected to Congress
« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2010, 05:11:01 pm »
Courtesy of a friend on facebook that I haven't talked to for 10+ years:

Simpsons did it!

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