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QuoteTV licenses. Fucking retarded.Yeah. I took mad offense at being forced to pay one as I had no TV, but the license man who came round said, 'ah, well, see, your PC has a TV in card, and that is technically capable of receiving BBC one if you plug it into that socket there see?''The fucking socket blocked behind my solid oak 10 foot bookshelf in a frankly unusable position yes?' said I'Yes' says he.'MEH!' said I.
TV licenses. Fucking retarded.
You'll get a Courts' Summons for non-payment of TV Licence, and a criminal record and a fine. You then have to pay the unpaid licence fee's for however long they decide you were dodging em for too.So call it 1500 pounds + whatever they stick on top + a criminal record. for fucking TV.
I think we should have this too.It would create a lot of jobs.We should also hire thousands of federal window breakers. It would give repairmen jobs.We can call it the Fuck You tax shakedown.
QuoteYou are required to pay for tv even if you do not use tv. Sums it all up nicely that does. Its mandatory to pay, even if you don't own or use one. Also, I do not believe there is such a power-trip-obsessed-tin-pot-dictator-style-jobsworth-job in the USA as TV Licence Inspector. Possibly traffic warden. Possibly.
You are required to pay for tv even if you do not use tv.
I shall visit this DMV next time Bella has to go, to see the horror first hand. I hear bad things.
Fucking Brits spell license wrong. Just like color.