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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2010, 04:05:58 am »
Sweet Merciful FUCK!!! This should not be happening. We don't need to be nice, we need to jack-slap the bastards into using their damn brains! You can't do that by being nice!
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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2010, 04:10:51 am »
Sweet Merciful FUCK!!! This should not be happening. We don't need to be nice, we need to jack-slap the bastards into using their damn brains! You can't do that by being nice!

We must welcome them into the fold with open arms. May I suggest a hymn or two?

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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2010, 04:14:07 am »
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We must welcome them into the fold with open arms. May I suggest a hymn or two?

NO. We must cast them into the fire pit and beat them with broken bottles! Cut and bleed the fuckers until they're either thinking like a biped or EOT has to dig another shallow grave out back!
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« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2010, 04:16:43 am »
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We must welcome them into the fold with open arms. May I suggest a hymn or two?

NO. We must cast them into the fire pit and beat them with broken bottles! Cut and bleed the fuckers until they're either thinking like a biped or EOT has to dig another shallow grave out back!

Oh! No! We must love them, how else are they going to stay? They are young and tender, we must do what we can.

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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2010, 04:17:37 am »
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Oh! No! We must love them, how else are they going to stay? They are young and tender, we must do what we can.

We do them no favors by molly coddling them.
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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2010, 04:19:01 am »
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Oh! No! We must love them, how else are they going to stay? They are young and tender, we must do what we can.

We do them no favors by molly coddling them.

I will pray for you.

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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2010, 04:20:48 am »
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I will pray for you.

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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2010, 02:17:50 pm »
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Oh! No! We must love them, how else are they going to stay? They are young and tender, we must do what we can.

We do them no favors by molly coddling them.

That's what I think.  But I am told that I was ruining everything.

Hell, I may have put us at risk on Big Boards!
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
- Brak

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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2010, 02:19:39 pm »
I just don't think I can go back to being angry, this way requires so much less effort.

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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2010, 02:23:30 pm »
I just don't think I can go back to being angry, this way requires so much less effort.

SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO CHARLEY, YOU BASTARDS?
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2010, 02:27:49 pm »
It's reversible.

I am not only the VP of The Horrible Cunt™ Cabal, I am also the co-founder.

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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2010, 03:02:45 pm »
As the co-representative of the Terrible Bitch Cabal, while I cannot completely endorse this new and kinder, gentler, sweeter, kissy face PD.  I will, as the trooper I am, follow along and make every effort to find the sweet person inside of me and share her with the members old and new here.

























































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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2010, 03:06:53 pm »
As the co-representative of the Terrible Bitch Cabal, while I cannot completely endorse this new and kinder, gentler, sweeter, kissy face PD.  I will, as the trooper I am, follow along and make every effort to find the sweet person inside of me and share her with the members old and new here.

























































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Stuff it up your arse. The nice guy shit died a horrible death in the sunlight.

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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2010, 03:11:14 pm »
As the co-representative of the Terrible Bitch Cabal, while I cannot completely endorse this new and kinder, gentler, sweeter, kissy face PD.  I will, as the trooper I am, follow along and make every effort to find the sweet person inside of me and share her with the members old and new here.

























































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Stuff it up your arse. The nice guy shit died a horrible death in the sunlight.

FUCK YOU MY MOTHER DIED FROM STUFFING SUNLIGHT UP HER ARSE  :argh!:

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Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2010, 03:13:57 pm »
In that case she was a vampire and deserved it.