Our very own el sjaako has made contact from the distant planet known as "The Netherlands". Here is the object I received:
However, instead of the white, powdery anthrax I was expecting, the envelope appeared to contain a letter...
But it actually contained THREE LETTERS!
Why floss, indeed?
Instead of shredding my flimsy mortal mind asunder with maddening knowledge from beyond the furthest reaches of our puny reality, I received a friendly letter, and two documents educating me in the ways of Discordian Seed Planting, and The Greater Shelf Theory.
Of course, I'll be heading to my school library at some point to scan these in and pass the knowledge on, but if anyone would like a paper copy of these sacred Discordian Holy Documents, they can let me know, and PM me their address if they haven't already...