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GASM: Reply To All
« on: November 01, 2010, 03:54:50 pm »
Brief idea, to be fleshed out later

I have a google alert set up to ping me every time somebody on the googleweb mentions Discordianism. It doesn't generate a huge amount of buzz.


Wouldn't it be funny if a bunch of us dedicated ourselves to showing up every time somebody has a forum conversation or blog post about Eris?

there's about 1-3 hits per day, most of which point to the same places over and over again. We'd only need to hit those places once.



So what would we do in these comments?

a few different options:

1. just comment like you would normally, using your normal name
2. absurdist pineal woo woo talk
3. make up a fake identity and post as him/her

the point here is NOT to troll people.

the point is to
---create the illusion (read: reality) that the Discordian Society is real, and it's out there, listening.
---reward people for talking about Discordianism.
---confuse / amuse (there should be a word for that) people who were not expecting the Discordian inquisition


If I get FIVE count em FIVE votes of confidence ITT, I'll begin posting links. Your mission will be to go to the link, create an account (if necessary), and comment.


Once you have replied to at least five links, you will be an official member of the
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 04:40:49 pm »
I like the idea.
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 04:45:58 pm »
Sounds cool to me, i'd be in.

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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 04:59:47 pm »
I DO! I DO!
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 05:10:15 pm »
I'm in!
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 05:22:50 pm »
FIFTH POST!

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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2010, 05:23:47 pm »
LOVE IT

very cool idea

also love the 5 replies threshold. gives me something to aim for.
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2010, 05:54:13 pm »
Can we set one up for illumanti too so we can get more targets?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2010, 06:00:53 pm »
Coyotes says I should do it.
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 06:09:48 pm »
Tentatively in, but I also have other projects that I need to get back to and focus on.
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2010, 06:10:45 pm »
Too damn busy when I'm near my laptop, unfortunately.  I will jump in if I have time, later.
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2010, 06:14:27 pm »
I'm up for it.

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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2010, 07:30:37 pm »
Sounds fun!  I'm in.
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2010, 07:39:48 pm »
alright initiates! Here are your first batch of links...

hxxp://fstop23.posterous.com/bragging-rights-to-first-person-to-identify-t

hxxp://hubpages.com/hub/Discordian-Magical-poetry

hxxp://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/528.239399-Your-beliefs-in-detail?page=3

hxxp://www.dallasdancemusic.com/music-dj-producer-talk/316844-discordian-dreaming-podcast-october-all-vinyl-deep-techno.html

hxxp://circleof13.blogspot.com/2010/10/elvis-seance-kerry-thornleys-erisian.html

hxxp://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1059333343

hxxp://voicesinmyheadsaid.blogspot.com/2010/10/discordian-propaganda.html?zx=f7220a206519547f


reply to ANY 5 or MORE THAN 5 for admission into this super elite cabal :fnord:
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Re: GASM: Reply To All
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2010, 08:11:46 pm »
alright I think I hit all of them... a lot of these blogs need moderator approval for your comment to appear, so your gratification may be slightly delayed.

the discordian dreaming mix is real chill btw, I'm digging it