You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for PD.com.
Brief idea, to be fleshed out later
confuse / amuse (there should be a word for that)
Brief idea, to be fleshed out laterI have a google alert set up to ping me every time somebody on the googleweb mentions Discordianism. It doesn't generate a huge amount of buzz.Wouldn't it be funny if a bunch of us dedicated ourselves to showing up every time somebody has a forum conversation or blog post about Eris?there's about 1-3 hits per day, most of which point to the same places over and over again. We'd only need to hit those places once.So what would we do in these comments?a few different options:1. just comment like you would normally, using your normal name2. absurdist pineal woo woo talk3. make up a fake identity and post as him/herthe point here is NOT to troll people.the point is to ---create the illusion (read: reality) that the Discordian Society is real, and it's out there, listening. ---reward people for talking about Discordianism.---confuse / amuse (there should be a word for that) people who were not expecting the Discordian inquisitionIf I get FIVE count em FIVE votes of confidence ITT, I'll begin posting links. Your mission will be to go to the link, create an account (if necessary), and comment.Once you have replied to at least five links, you will be an official member of the REPLY TO ALL CABAL.
I just had a really, really fucked-up dream about semen last night. I must have been channeling YOU.
also cool!furthermore we really should write up some religious brew-ha hah about the planet Eris. I don't know of any cults obsessed with it yet, it'd be nice to get in on the ground floor.
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.