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Just....Wow...
« on: November 05, 2010, 09:09:57 pm »
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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 09:16:21 pm »
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However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”

 :x :vom:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 09:24:49 pm »
:vom: :vom: :vom:
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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 09:48:15 pm »
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However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”


I think I just laughed some vomit into my mouth.
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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 10:49:24 pm »
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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 10:56:39 pm »
:vom:, :vom: everywhere!
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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2010, 05:10:34 am »
oh my  :lulz:   :vom:

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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2010, 05:13:42 am »
Oh christ, I haven't even clicked the link yet, but this thread already has me laughing
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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2010, 05:17:45 am »
Oh christ, I haven't even clicked the link yet, but this thread already has me laughing
This, but also scared
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2010, 05:18:09 am »
Wow...

Yeah, I'm going to share this link with others.  :lulz:

ETA: This was made funnier by the fact that for some reason I heard the voice of the guy on the fifth floor at work who does appointments and promotions narrating it.
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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2010, 05:22:59 am »
:nurse: :redneck2: :fap2:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2010, 05:43:45 am »
 :lulz:

Tags: West Virgina, Horrible Vaginal Odour

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Is it plugged in?

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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2010, 12:19:04 pm »
:lulz:
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2010, 12:24:47 pm »
I think she stank it up on purpose.  :x

I dunno man, it is West Virginia, which, as I understand is the butt of even Southerner's hick jokes.
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Re: Just....Wow...
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2010, 04:59:46 pm »
Is it still a sponge bath, if you use your tongue?
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