Had a thought (a few actually, wrote some of them down) at the bar last night-
What do you guys think about welcoming the new series of politicians to Washington (or their respective state capitals if Governor) by sending them a letter informing them that, whether they like it or not they are now a part of a secret society/clandestine conspiracy of the power elite (read, the Illuminati); further that they were not elected by the will of the people but rather that they were selected by the group and their elections were achieved by means of subliminal advertising and hypnotic suggestion introduced by mouthpieces like Glenn Beck, and that they must play ball.
No threats of dire consequences or anything, just that they must play ball, and that further instructions will be forth coming. Further, that they must acknowledge their acceptence of their position and new task by using several codewords in a public address (much like ColbertGASM). If they accept, then we continue to send them instructions on various issues, but sporadic ones that don't make a lot of sense that a conspiracy would bother themselves to be interested in.
Sound good or should I go back to the drawing board?