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DISCORDIANS, SUBGENII AND OTHER VARIOUS SHITBAGS THAT HAVE COME TO INHABIT THIS HORRIBLE PLACE,

I COME BEFORE YOU TODAY NOT TO TROLL OR TO POST FUNNY PICTURES, BUT TO BRING LIGHT TO A VERY SERIOUS PLIGHT THAT AFFECTS THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS MILLIONS. SOME OF YUO MAY THINK IT HUMOROUS, OTHERS MAY BE EMBARASSED BY IT, BUT I ENSURE YOU: THIS IS A SERIOUS BLIGHT AND IT IS DEADLY SRS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT DIARRHEA. YES, LIQUID POO-POO. GO AHEAD, LAUGH. GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

NOW, SERIOUSLY, THIS SHIT KILLS MILLIONS AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS RIBBONS FOR BREAST CANCER AND RIBBONS FOR AUTISM BULLSHIT. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME AUTISM KILLED SOMEBODY? IS ANYONE NOT AWARE OF BREAST CANCER NOW? FUCK! EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.

DIARRHEA IS THE DEADLY DISEASE THAT NOBODY REALLY TALKS ABOUT AND IT IS TIME THAT THIS CHANGES.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND TRANSGENDERED HEATHENS, I PRESENT TO YOU THE BROWN RIBBON CAMPAIGN:


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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2010, 06:33:19 pm »

Why is the logo a pair of pliers yanking on someone's septum?
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2010, 06:36:57 pm »
coz that's what happens if you don't support GIGGLES.  :lol:

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2010, 06:38:16 pm »
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A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2010, 06:45:32 pm »
I RESPECTFULLY ASK THE MODS TO STICKY THIS SO THAT MORE ATTENTION CAN BE BROUGHT TO THIS PLIGHT.

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2010, 07:58:48 pm »
The Diarrhea is so easy to treat.
A simple tincture of the Poppy plant
will dry up those bowels faster than
you can say "All Shook Up" or
"Blue Suede Shoes", or some
other Elvis reference.
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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2010, 10:47:27 pm »
The Diarrhea is so easy to treat.
A simple tincture of the Poppy plant
will dry up those bowels faster than
you can say "All Shook Up" or
"Blue Suede Shoes", or some
other Elvis reference.
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seeing as Elvis died of opiate caused constipation
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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2010, 01:03:00 am »
Totally missed that :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2010, 11:08:18 am »
DISCORDIANS, SUBGENII AND OTHER VARIOUS SHITBAGS THAT HAVE COME TO INHABIT THIS HORRIBLE PLACE,

I COME BEFORE YOU TODAY NOT TO TROLL OR TO POST FUNNY PICTURES, BUT TO BRING LIGHT TO A VERY SERIOUS PLIGHT THAT AFFECTS THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS MILLIONS. SOME OF YUO MAY THINK IT HUMOROUS, OTHERS MAY BE EMBARASSED BY IT, BUT I ENSURE YOU: THIS IS A SERIOUS BLIGHT AND IT IS DEADLY SRS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT DIARRHEA. YES, LIQUID POO-POO. GO AHEAD, LAUGH. GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

NOW, SERIOUSLY, THIS SHIT KILLS MILLIONS AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS RIBBONS FOR BREAST CANCER AND RIBBONS FOR AUTISM BULLSHIT. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME AUTISM KILLED SOMEBODY? IS ANYONE NOT AWARE OF BREAST CANCER NOW? FUCK! EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.

DIARRHEA IS THE DEADLY DISEASE THAT NOBODY REALLY TALKS ABOUT AND IT IS TIME THAT THIS CHANGES.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND TRANSGENDERED HEATHENS, I PRESENT TO YOU THE BROWN RIBBON CAMPAIGN:


I fully support pd.com running with this campaign.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2010, 11:44:23 am »
DISCORDIANS, SUBGENII AND OTHER VARIOUS SHITBAGS THAT HAVE COME TO INHABIT THIS HORRIBLE PLACE,

I COME BEFORE YOU TODAY NOT TO TROLL OR TO POST FUNNY PICTURES, BUT TO BRING LIGHT TO A VERY SERIOUS PLIGHT THAT AFFECTS THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS MILLIONS. SOME OF YUO MAY THINK IT HUMOROUS, OTHERS MAY BE EMBARASSED BY IT, BUT I ENSURE YOU: THIS IS A SERIOUS BLIGHT AND IT IS DEADLY SRS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT DIARRHEA. YES, LIQUID POO-POO. GO AHEAD, LAUGH. GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

NOW, SERIOUSLY, THIS SHIT KILLS MILLIONS AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS RIBBONS FOR BREAST CANCER AND RIBBONS FOR AUTISM BULLSHIT. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME AUTISM KILLED SOMEBODY? IS ANYONE NOT AWARE OF BREAST CANCER NOW? FUCK! EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.

DIARRHEA IS THE DEADLY DISEASE THAT NOBODY REALLY TALKS ABOUT AND IT IS TIME THAT THIS CHANGES.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND TRANSGENDERED HEATHENS, I PRESENT TO YOU THE BROWN RIBBON CAMPAIGN:


I fully support pd.com running with this campaign.

I do as well, but I don't get the "Cha cha cha". Someone 'splain please.
Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, and
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2010, 01:59:19 pm »
Lys, I believe this will explain everything.

I fully approve of this. Take that, pink ribbon.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2010, 02:04:57 pm by Aleister Growly »

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2010, 02:27:36 pm »
Umm, yeah actually

LEt me be more thinkful tomorrow.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2010, 11:30:56 am »
Giggles is making srs and valid point? OMG WORLD OVAR!

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2010, 12:31:02 pm »
A fundamental difference;

While the use of brown could immitate the use of pink, there's a big issue; Breast Cancer as a campaign urged women to be dilligent about their own health and seek out a range of existring proactive measures.

Ditto the Movember campaign for prostate.

HOWEVER: We do not need to raise awareness of 'could you have dihorrea' 'how can you prevent dihorrea.'

Probably any awareness campaign would focus on three points.

1] Dihorrea kills 1.1 million deaths in people aged 5 and over and 1.5 million deaths in children under the age of 5 (wiki)
2] Mostly in Africa
3] Preventable through ____________

A campagn would have these main goals (or similar)

Raise awareness of groups such as Kiva.
# of peopel joining groups on Facebook etc.
One event held (wear brown for the day etc)

Challenge in the scatological material, but this is equal parts curse-blessing in terms of spreadability.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: OK GUYS, I KNOW WE ALL HAVE OUR FUN HERE BUT ITS TIME FOR A SERIOUS POST.
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2010, 05:44:53 pm »
Maybe include other aliments that cause the same effect. Heck might even be able to raise moonies for Haiti
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit