DISCORDIANS, SUBGENII AND OTHER VARIOUS SHITBAGS THAT HAVE COME TO INHABIT THIS HORRIBLE PLACE,
I COME BEFORE YOU TODAY NOT TO TROLL OR TO POST FUNNY PICTURES, BUT TO BRING LIGHT TO A VERY SERIOUS PLIGHT THAT AFFECTS THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS MILLIONS. SOME OF YUO MAY THINK IT HUMOROUS, OTHERS MAY BE EMBARASSED BY IT, BUT I ENSURE YOU: THIS IS A SERIOUS BLIGHT AND IT IS DEADLY SRS.
I'M TALKING ABOUT DIARRHEA. YES, LIQUID POO-POO. GO AHEAD, LAUGH. GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
NOW, SERIOUSLY, THIS SHIT KILLS MILLIONS AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS RIBBONS FOR BREAST CANCER AND RIBBONS FOR AUTISM BULLSHIT. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME AUTISM KILLED SOMEBODY? IS ANYONE NOT AWARE OF BREAST CANCER NOW? FUCK! EVERBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.
DIARRHEA IS THE DEADLY DISEASE THAT NOBODY REALLY TALKS ABOUT AND IT IS TIME THAT THIS CHANGES.
LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND TRANSGENDERED HEATHENS, I PRESENT TO YOU THE BROWN RIBBON CAMPAIGN:
I fully support pd.com running with this campaign.
I do as well, but I don't get the "Cha cha cha". Someone 'splain please.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!