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I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« on: November 16, 2010, 08:28:49 pm »
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2010, 08:30:19 pm »
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2010, 08:31:19 pm »
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 08:28:49 pm
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

"Sand Nags"?

Nice.  Way to perpetuate the stereotype, Gunny.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2010, 08:32:34 pm »
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 08:28:49 pm
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

Just where are you sitting then? Tell more.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2010, 08:33:01 pm »
I'm assuming it was very dry humor, because it's pretty funny in that light.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2010, 08:33:08 pm »
Quote from: Reeducation on November 16, 2010, 08:32:34 pm
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 08:28:49 pm
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

Just where are you sitting then? Tell more.

My guess is Minnesota.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2010, 08:35:18 pm »
My food, my car, my fellow citizens, and my hobbies are more dangerous to me than any mid-east resident, ATM.  Terrorism is somewhere on the threat likelyhood with lightning strikes and tsunami.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2010, 08:36:00 pm »
Quote from: Reeducation on November 16, 2010, 08:32:34 pm
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 08:28:49 pm
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

Just where are you sitting then? Tell more.

In the position where I have risked my life defending this country and your freedom, probably.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2010, 08:36:15 pm »
I believe the politically correct term is "Sand Eskimos".
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2010, 08:36:41 pm »
Quote from: Reeducation on November 16, 2010, 08:32:34 pm
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 08:28:49 pm
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

Just where are you sitting then? Tell more.

toasting in this bread.  

is nags your way of being racist without using the pejorative you were no doubt thinking when you wrote it?

so what term do you use for Israelis??  they live in the same sandy region, and share a blood lineage..  what word do you use for them?

(I'm guessing kike)
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2010, 08:37:08 pm »
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on November 16, 2010, 08:36:15 pm
I believe the politically correct term is "Sand Eskimos".

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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2010, 08:37:59 pm »
Glad to see the practice of dehumanizing the Other is alive and well.


Asshole.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2010, 08:38:08 pm »
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 08:36:00 pm
Quote from: Reeducation on November 16, 2010, 08:32:34 pm
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 08:28:49 pm
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

Just where are you sitting then? Tell more.

In the position where I have risked my life defending this country and your freedom, probably.

Naw.  You were advancing the interests of US corporations, same as I was.  That's a different thing.

The USA and its freedoms haven't been seriously challenged in 65 years, unless you count the damage we did to our own freedoms beginning in 2001.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2010, 08:39:12 pm »
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 08:37:59 pm
Glad to see the practice of dehumanizing the Other is alive and well.


Asshole.

The next step will be where Semper Fi explains that his service entitles him to both a more valid opinion than yours AND some "excusable" slurs.

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2010, 08:40:30 pm »
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 08:36:00 pm
Quote from: Reeducation on November 16, 2010, 08:32:34 pm
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 16, 2010, 08:28:49 pm
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

Just where are you sitting then? Tell more.

In the position where I have risked my life defending this country and your freedom, probably.

Oh, nevermind. :)
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