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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #45 on: November 16, 2010, 09:03:11 pm »
It amuses me that you think the screenings make us "safer".

How are they NOT making us "safer" ?

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« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2010, 09:03:32 pm »
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

So, you risked your life for our freedom to have government agencies tell us what freedoms we deserve? :lulz:

You seriously can't "put up with" a little groping and inconvenience, even if it is in the best interest of eveyone? If you want to have the freedom to be blown into a million pieces may I suggest moving to a new contry?

May I suggest that YOU get molested, and then realize that since most of America is dirt fucking poor and were born here, there is nowhere else to go, and then die in a fire?

I was feeling sympathetic towards you, thinking it might be a misunderstanding, right up until that post. Yeah, fuck off and die.

ETA: No wait, I take it back. I don't really care what you do, because you're a troll, and wishing anything would happen to you is playing into your hands. :lol:
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2010, 09:04:42 pm »
It amuses me that you think the screenings make us "safer".

How are they NOT making us "safer" ?

How is me anally penetrating you not making America "safer"? If you can't prove that it doesn't, it is your duty as a patriotic American to let me do it. For national security.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2010, 09:05:08 pm »
It amuses me that you think the screenings make us "safer".

How are they NOT making us "safer" ?

You mean, other than TSA pervs saving images of 12 year old girls?

 :lulz:

When did the Marines start producing cowards, by the way?  That must be fairly recent, because I work with a lot of former Marines, and not one of them advocates throwing away the 4th amendment because they're scared.
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« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2010, 09:06:27 pm »
It amuses me that you think the screenings make us "safer".

How are they NOT making us "safer" ?

You mean, other than TSA pervs saving images of 12 year old girls?

 :lulz:

When did the Marines start producing cowards, by the way?  That must be fairly recent, because I work with a lot of former Marines, and not one of them advocates throwing away the 4th amendment because they're scared.

It's because he a lying liar trolly mctrollington, and not a very good one.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2010, 09:06:36 pm »
First he was 30, then he was mid 40s.

He's arguing a side no Marine would ever endorse.

I call poptard.  EOS.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2010, 09:07:11 pm »
It amuses me that you think the screenings make us "safer".

How are they NOT making us "safer" ?

How is me anally penetrating you not making America "safer"? If you can't prove that it doesn't, it is your duty as a patriotic American to let me do it. For national security.

Retarded analogy is retarded.

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« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2010, 09:07:53 pm »
Thread called on account of Poptard.
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« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2010, 09:08:04 pm »
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

So, you risked your life for our freedom to have government agencies tell us what freedoms we deserve? :lulz:

You seriously can't "put up with" a little groping and inconvenience, even if it is in the best interest of eveyone? If you want to have the freedom to be blown into a million pieces may I suggest moving to a new contry?

Whatever happened to "Give me liberty, or give me death"?  That's just an antiquated notion now?
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« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2010, 09:08:40 pm »
Countdown to "Duuuudes stop scaring off the n00bs! Even an imbecilic troll audience is still an audience!"
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2010, 09:09:00 pm »
It amuses me that you think the screenings make us "safer".

How are they NOT making us "safer" ?

Perhaps because once somebody uses a method of attempting to blow up a plane, its rarely (if ever) used again?  So what's the point?
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« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2010, 09:09:10 pm »
Power to the TSA for giving some people their first sexual experience in years in order to keep us safe. It's like killing two birds with one stone from where I'm sitting.

So, you risked your life for our freedom to have government agencies tell us what freedoms we deserve? :lulz:

You seriously can't "put up with" a little groping and inconvenience, even if it is in the best interest of eveyone? If you want to have the freedom to be blown into a million pieces may I suggest moving to a new contry?

Whatever happened to "Give me liberty, or give me death"?  That's just an antiquated notion now?

It's been amended.

Give me liberty, or give me death, unless it gets scary.
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« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2010, 09:09:23 pm »
I'm 30 my birthday is November 10th, 1980 I have never said anything about 40s I have no idea where that is coming from.

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« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2010, 09:09:42 pm »
Countdown to "Duuuudes stop scaring off the n00bs! Even an imbecilic troll audience is still an audience!"

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« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2010, 09:10:20 pm »
I'm only racist against those who wish harm upon me, my family, and my fellow Americans? Is this hate not justified?

Nope.
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