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How long before I'm approved!?
« on: November 17, 2010, 01:10:37 am »
This damn management here is slow as a Jehovah's Witness walking to the next door.  Approve me, dammit.  I will be a very valuable influence to this board.  My presence will raise your illiteracy level.  Is my approval going to be a Solsmas present, for Frie's sake?  Do you need both hands?  Answer the goddam door.

Ah, hell, posting is for trolley-chicks, anyway.  I'm leaving to screw some Mormons.

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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 03:15:29 am »
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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 03:16:35 am »
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2010, 02:36:33 pm »
What a pathetic attempt.

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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2010, 03:17:04 pm »
You haven't acheived Level 3 yet. 
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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2010, 04:29:27 pm »
Also, on the list of pre-requirements for approval you have failed to do the following...

#1 - Proper sacrifice must be offered to the board Holy men =/= neener neener in pm

#17 - Shave all body hair and dance naked in the streets =/= Does not equal putting on a flesh colored body suit and running up and down your corridor. Video rejected.

#29 - Fill the liquer cabinet by the pool =/= Bringing a six pack of Old Milwaukee with three empty bottles in it.

#35 - Provide 37 virgins to dance and make merry =/= a video of mommy and me playtime.

I'm still checking things off, any help would be appreciated...   :)

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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2010, 07:10:21 pm »
This damn management here is slow as a Jehovah's Witness walking to the next door.  Approve me, dammit.  I will be a very valuable influence to this board.  My presence will raise your illiteracy level.  Is my approval going to be a Solsmas present, for Frie's sake?  Do you need both hands?  Answer the goddam door.

Ah, hell, posting is for trolley-chicks, anyway.  I'm leaving to screw some Mormons.

Um, if you could post this, you're approved.

Also, afaik, approving new members usually happens within 6-12 hours of registration, thanks to the wider timezone distribution of our Admin-team :)
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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2010, 07:10:43 pm »
And he has to do a quest for Nigel.

Don't forget that one.
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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 07:35:37 pm »
And he has to do a quest for Nigel.

Don't forget that one.

Damn, that was #2 - He forged her signature apparantly  :lulz:

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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 08:00:05 pm »
Is the fact that im proud to be a trolley chick indicative of something?

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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 08:05:42 pm »
Is the fact that im proud to be a trolley chick indicative of something?

You hang out on trolleys?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2010, 08:15:34 pm »
Is the fact that im proud to be a trolley chick indicative of something?

You hang out on trolleys?

That was the first thing I thought of too.....  Then it went to the old Rice or Roni commercial where the girl was hanging off the trolley singing...  OK I'm old!  :|

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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2010, 09:58:47 pm »
Trolleys are the greatest form of transportation invented by monkeys.

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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 12:28:39 am »
Trolleys are the greatest form of transportation invented by monkeys.
their steering is most excellent.
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Re: How long before I'm approved!?
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2010, 10:54:04 pm »
Wait so I have to get approved by the management before I post anything here or was I approved when my account was activated?