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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #465 on: June 28, 2012, 06:37:01 pm »
bump for peanut gallery consideration

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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #466 on: July 17, 2012, 04:33:13 am »
It actually seemed like most of the threads this one bumped would be excellent candidates for the peanut gallery. Super classic delicioso.
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #467 on: July 17, 2012, 04:57:20 am »
OMIGAWD THIS WAS POP-TART'S BEST ALT!  :lulz:

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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #468 on: July 17, 2012, 06:17:34 am »
OMIGAWD THIS WAS POP-TART'S BEST ALT!  :lulz:

I'm inclined to agree.  Fo srs.  :lulz:
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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #469 on: July 20, 2012, 05:01:21 am »
OMIGAWD THIS WAS POP-TART'S BEST ALT!  :lulz:

I'm inclined to agree.  Fo srs.  :lulz:

Thirded. Definitely the best.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: I'd rather have my balls violated than be blown up by sand nags.
« Reply #470 on: July 20, 2012, 05:07:18 am »
Pobturd occasionally, rarely, comes up with something good.

This is one of them, to give him cred.

Also, apparently the band is following him on Twitter, to return the favor.
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