Welcome to The New Freedom™, Citizen

[El Twid]

Good stuff Rev.

Charley!

Hey.

Glad you're back, man!

Also, for TGRR

[Adios]

Back in a diminished capacity, but thanks.

[El Twid]

Back in a diminished capacity, but thanks.

Diminished is better than nothing. 

[Phox]

Back in a diminished capacity, but thanks.

CHARLEY!  HI!

And, Roger, all I can say to the OP.... 

[Uncle Wallified]

I'm considering running for office Toyama Koichi style. Platform: I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

HALLO CHARLEY!

And awesome post Rev.

[El Twid]

I'm considering running for office Toyama Koichi style. Platform: I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM.

I toyed with the idea of running on the platform:

"Let's be honest folks, I'm running for office. If I get elected, I ain't doing shit. I'm just going to get paid with your taxes, kick back, occasionally vote for things that are basically in my interest, just like my opponents would. Except I'm giving you the straight dope. Who knows, I may even surprise you and do a good job. Vote for the possibility of pleasant surprises, not the guarantee of disappointment."

Doktor Blight,
-old enough to run for president in 2016 as a write in candidate
(cuz, you know, I can't be arsed to campaign or any of that shit)

[six to the quixotic]

 

You have my vote(in 2016)

[M. Nigel Salt]

The OP is excellent, Roger!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The OP is excellent, Roger!

Thanks.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Remember, remember
The Good Rev'rend Roger,
His speeches, bile, and rot.
I know of no reason
Why The Good Rev'rend
Should ever be forget . . .

But if you mention him out loud
Big Brother will make you regret
Ever having made a sound.

I love this shit.   

[stelz]

I JUST

          posted this to my facebook.

Make sure it's attributed, E.O.T.

I wouldn't want the wrong person being hauled off in a sack at 2AM.

They can see peedee.
We're fucked.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Bump for use elsewhere.