I'm considering running for office Toyama Koichi style. Platform: I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM.
I toyed with the idea of running on the platform:
"Let's be honest folks, I'm running for office. If I get elected, I ain't doing shit. I'm just going to get paid with your taxes, kick back, occasionally vote for things that are basically in my interest, just like my opponents would. Except I'm giving you the straight dope. Who knows, I may even surprise you and do a good job. Vote for the possibility of pleasant surprises, not the guarantee of disappointment."
-old enough to run for president in 2016 as a write in candidate
(cuz, you know, I can't be arsed to campaign or any of that shit)