SMUG ALERT: Let's all buy hybrids and move to San Francisco!

[Hoopla]

Louis Prima invented Rock N Roll.  Y'all suck.

Big Bill Broonzy or GTFO.

Now we're talking!


Anyone dig David Allen Coe?

When he's not babbling racial slurs, sure.

Does that ever happen?

Google the lyrics to, say, If That's Not Country (I'll Kiss Your Ass)".

Yeah, he had a bad habit of it, early in his career.

I meant is he ever NOT babbling racist slurs?

If I had to stop listening to everyone who babbled racist slurs I couldn't listen to Tiny Tim, GG Allin, or The Carpenters

Oh, no!

Exactly.  Xmas would never be the same.

[Triple Zero]

Did somebody mention TOOL??

Fuck those guys, really, there used to be this really nice place I'd go and have a drink, but one evening the barman thought it was nice to have a band play a live performance. But a HUGE fight broke out, some argument about the nature of reality or something. It was horrible, and the place hasn't ever been the same after the bar's Tool experiment.

[El Twid]

Did somebody mention TOOL??

Fuck those guys, really, there used to be this really nice place I'd go and have a drink, but one evening the barman thought it was nice to have a band play a live performance. But a HUGE fight broke out, some argument about the nature of reality or something. It was horrible, and the place hasn't ever been the same after the bar's Tool experiment.

 
Oh that pun.

[Misery's Fred Trough]

The seal approves, but, he's passed out drunk somewhere in Saskatchewan and is unable to make an appearance. 

[Bella]

That's where all the filthy pie fans live. 

Yes, yes it is. We love pie here! 

And we don't need any more cars on our freeways and city streets, hybrids or not, cuz we already have about a bazillion Hummers, SUV's, and BMW's.
So you should all definitely stay on the East Coast and not even think about clogging the roads with tiny little hybrid death traps.

[El Twid]

That's where all the filthy pie fans live. 

Yes, yes it is. We love pie here! 

And we don't need any more cars on our freeways and city streets, hybrids or not, cuz we already have about a bazillion Hummers, SUV's, and BMW's.
So you should all definitely stay on the East Coast and not even think about clogging the roads with tiny little hybrid death traps.

We wouldn't be able to anyway. We're allergic to sunlight.

[Rizzo]

We don't agree with democrats OR republicans

*SNIFFFFF*

[El Twid]

We don't agree with democrats OR republicans

*SNIFFFFF*

Ah, I see. I agree with both of them some of the time. You're an extremist independent.

[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

Amazing.  Do tell us more.

[BadBeast]

Fuck you, Buddy Holly or suck my taint.

Buddy Holly was a talentless hack that should have been shackled to Bill Haley, and then been tossed into the nearest well.

Along with Hank fucking Marvin, and the Shitows. Kiss too.

[Hoopla]

Awww, it's upset that nobody is playing with it...

[El Twid]

Awww, it's upset that nobody is playing with it...

Maybe he's boring himself.

[Alty]

This must be that learning and productive environment he was talking about.

Also, hogawd that shtick is almost as funny as when it was almost funny when they rehashed that shtick on South Park.

[six to the quixotic]

All a you fucking kids, get off my lawn.

Rolling Stones or GTFO.

LED ZEPPELIN!!!!

[El Twid]

All a you fucking kids, get off my lawn.

Rolling Stones or GTFO.

LED ZEPPELIN!!!!

Got to agree with you there.

Blight,
-Admits that he prefers songs that perhaps go on for too long.