1) requires a back story. Q) Why don't you eat out an 80 year old woman? A) ever open up a grilled cheese sandwich?
The chilli cheeseburger: take a crap on an 80 year old woman's cooch, then eat it out.
2) Alaska Bloodbath: Fuck a girl on her period, then have her throw ice cubes at your dick.
3) Never ending chilli bowl: pour 2 cups of chilli into someone's ass. Proceed to eat the chill out of their ass, then realise that you just ate 3 cups of chilli.