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Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 07:16:43 pm »
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 05:37:06 pm
Punningulus

You barrage your partner with puns until she sits on your face in an attempt to smother you to death. 

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Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2010, 07:33:38 pm »
The Weed Whacker:

Fucking the mouth of your bong.
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Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2010, 07:49:38 pm »
Bible Humper

Hollow out a bible to create a vagina shaped crevice, fill with lube, enjoy.

Danger: may cause hairy psalms
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Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2010, 08:05:32 pm »
The Kazoo

Option 1)  Cover your lovers clitoris with wax paper and perform cunningulus while humming Yankee Doodle. 
Optoin 2)  Use an actual kazoo.  Plastic is probably best.
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Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 08:51:24 pm »
The Soaring Patriot

A nude male holding a misspelled protest sign jumps over the other partner's head spread-eagled, whereupon the jumper's testicles and fecal ejections collide with the jumpee's face.
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Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2010, 09:03:44 pm »
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Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2010, 09:28:00 pm »
The Aristocrats

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Re: GASM: The ChaoSutra
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2010, 10:29:16 pm »
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Masturbation with a scouring pad. 
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